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You know Raghy..I noticed that Kamal Hassan has some what fixation on sexuality in his movies..at times he "over does" his fixation and that makes some of his movie some what "irritating" to watch.
Especially when he shoots husband and wife loves scenes..he tends to over dramatize it and he portrays himself like a sex predator more than a husband or lover.

That way a well shot nude erotic scene in a western movie appears much better than Kamal's fixation.
 
Raghy said:
Sri.tbs Sir, Greetings.

I too liked the literature more than the pictures. My initial literature pleasure were books written by 'Saroja Devi', in Tamizh. Then I progressed to 'Harold Robins' folowed by 'Annonymous' paperbacks. There was a period, I could get a plenty from the platform outside General Post Office area, Mount Road, Chennai. We can get tons of porno literature from the net.

Cheers!
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we used to call them pondys, i dont know why. yes, saroja devi was badly good. or goodly bad. ?
 
Those were the days when my buddies and I used to hang around T.Nagar near Venkatnarayana Road to get a glimpse of Jayalalitha; we figured where she lived, I forget the exact location, it used to be a very pretty small corner house, and we would wait for hours to see her car go by or see her walk out of the house. Nothing like that happened; except occasionally one of the guys would scream ' dei porada machi'....I could never figure if he was making it up or he really got to see that angel!!

I remember I had a big crush on Jaya Bharathi, used to keep her picture inside of the books. One of my rich friends (who claimed his father was a very big business man, but he would never divulge what business he was in) some how got hold of a second heroine ranked actress and used to frequent her place. He got a thrill letting me into their phone conversations, her voice sounded pretty but when I got to see her in person, well, that changed considerably my lamour of actresses!! He took me to a shooting where she acted, with sweat pouring in the heat and make-up washing out, I wouldnt call that beauty.
 
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How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S

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1. RANDOM.
2. FORK.
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS


VALUE OF A DOT

A girl got first class in B.Ed exam...!

Her excited Boyfriend sent SMS To her father,
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"Your daughter is first class in BED" =
 
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N.R.Ranganathan said:
Renukaji,
Xellent. But I thought you are going to classify certain posts as Xrate.
They cant stand your Xray eyes.
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I am laughing here..You also joined here huh???
Aiyoo I am spoiling everyone.LOL!!
Anyway all of us are close enough like one family to share what we think and feel.
 
amala said:
Yup shes Lakshmi's daughter with a voice like she has laryingitis :). She doesn't look like her mum at all.
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Perhaps taken after her father Mohan.. :) she can look very smart but not demure roles don't suit her.. Lakshmi in her days, was quite bold as well.. :) but at least she can pull off a pious looking woman..

By the way Renu, Xray eyes huh, I was reading another post and was laughing well I would say more like "kandha kanngal" I think all south indian woman have the beautiful eyes :)
 
A joke from one of the closed threads of lotus_quartz in this forum
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling."I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year- old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is an hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek,and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him.""That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion."....."Exactly" Said the Doc. "I hope now you understand!"
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one more from the same thread of Lotus_quartz
A man wants to celebrate his wife's
Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake. The
salesman asks him what
message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says: let's
put,
"you are not getting older! You are getting
better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to
put it?"
The man says, Well put
"You are not getting older", at the top and
"You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake
was opened the entire party watched the message
decorated on the
cake:

"You are not getting older at the top,
You are getting better at the bottom".
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Happy Deepavali!!!!

[video=youtube_share;wyx6JDQCslE]http://youtu.be/wyx6JDQCslE[/video]
 
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the better of him and he pulls into the driveway. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He goes in and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. YOU SINNER!!
 

Willy Peppers - Tears Of Joy -


.nature is very interesting ....

For all the keen gardeners out there...........

I have never seen a Willy Pepper before...

These are actual peppers from a garden. They really are called 'WillyPeppers'..
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By the way, the farmer says they can grow up to 18" long!
Sort of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
I know you're laughing now....

 
Hey Renu

The above post is definitely a 'Jewel in your crown (x-rated thread)'!:) Or should I say 'Crown Jewels'???
 
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