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Renu ji,
X thread with out X atleast an X joke no way.
Just enjoy this X joke .
X and Y were husband and wife and had a kid by name Z and was a cute young boy in his kinder garten.
Y was conceived and was expecting a second Kid.
Y found it difficult to manage his presence at hospital to take care of Y and kis son Z at home.
X requested his sister A of course married and issueless, to take care of Z at home .
The delivery time neared and Y was admitted to Hospital.
A took care of the home and need of Z.
One night , Y at Hospital was expecting kid at any moment and as usual X at varandah of hospital and Z at home along with aunt A , asked aunt
Aunty am I going to get a younger brother or Sister ?
A replied I really don't know .
Z threw the next question How mom is going to get one new born ?
The aunty was a bit shocked and started replying. Your Dad and Mom will go to Roof of the Hospital and they will look at all the stars and select one.
Then they will tell the God their selection and god will send that star to them as Kid. Then only it will be known is it a Boy or Girl.
Z asked Aunt when you got married ?
The aunt replied about 7 years back.
Immediatly Z replied Now I got the reason why you do not have a Kid .
 
H.Krishnamurthy said:
Renu ji,
X thread with out X atleast an X joke no way.
Just enjoy this X joke .
X and Y were husband and wife and had a kid by name Z and was a cute young boy in his kinder garten.
Y was conceived and was expecting a second Kid.
Y found it difficult to manage his presence at hospital to take care of Y and kis son Z at home.
X requested his sister A of course married and issueless, to take care of Z at home .
The delivery time neared and Y was admitted to Hospital.
A took care of the home and need of Z.
One night , Y at Hospital was expecting kid at any moment and as usual X at varandah of hospital and Z at home along with aunt A , asked aunt
Aunty am I going to get a younger brother or Sister ?
A replied I really don't know .
Z threw the next question How mom is going to get one new born ?
The aunty was a bit shocked and started replying. Your Dad and Mom will go to Roof of the Hospital and they will look at all the stars and select one.
Then they will tell the God their selection and god will send that star to them as Kid. Then only it will be known is it a Boy or Girl.
Z asked Aunt when you got married ?
The aunt replied about 7 years back.
Immediatly Z replied Now I got the reason why you do not have a Kid .
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Thanks for the joke...I must be a bit more proactive..off late i am a bit busy but i will contribute some X rated stuff soon.
 
Ok heres one joke..taken from internet..that site has lots of "horrid" ones but this is somewhat sober.


A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
 
Ok next joke...Caution..dont jump to conclusions!!!
Read till the end please.got it from internet too.

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.


Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
 
Hi Renu,
From your first post it appears that you wanted to see how many peep through this thread but you would not have imagined that it would really become a X rated thread. that is the power of X
 
B Suresh Kumar said:
Hi Renu,
From your first post it appears that you wanted to see how many peep through this thread but you would not have imagined that it would really become a X rated thread. that is the power of X
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Dear Suresh,

My imagination can run real wild..this was something I was planning long back so I tempted many to take a peek and its going on fine.

I had imagined a real "hard core" thread but that will get me BANNNED!!! cos I must still hang around TB forum to contribute in the religious threads which I do write.

So dear Suresh..kindly contribute when you are free.
 
HI,
Since many of the members have gone to the old songs I would like to mention about the comical X Rated movie of those days ie early 1980's Mundhanai Mudichu starring Bhagyaraj and Oorvasi
The movie had been the talk of the town for its content which was a taboo than. ( effect of murungakai)
Our bank recreation club had arranged tickets for the members.
I happened to see the movie with my friend a day before the staff members were to see the movie.
One of my lady colleague who wanted to avoid the movie asked me about my comments.
I told her that everyone will like the movie but no one will accept it publicly.
The next day she came and told me that she agreed with my comment.
 
Dear Bushuji

On behalf of my dear friend Renu, I kindly ask you to post something! You must definitely have something to contribute - jokes, songs, something that you came across in your life!!!

Don't you think so Renu dear?

Kind regards
 
I got this as a forwarded email some years ago and remember chuckling like anything. I searched it on the net now to post here.


"A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves.

The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.

Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with thembefore I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!
All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."
 
valli said:
Dear Bushuji

On behalf of my dear friend Renu, I kindly ask you to post something! You must definitely have something to contribute - jokes, songs, something that you came across in your life!!!


Don't you think so Renu dear?

Kind regards
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I am middle of a few things, so going through your posts and liking some of them which make me smile or think.. I will find a few things shortly and post it Valli.. just give me some time..

Best to all

Bushu :)
 
Dear Renu ji and Valli ji ,
Here is one more X joke , not exactly X very close to that.
The Govt of India was very much worried about the inflatory growth of Population.
The made a team of persons to study the reason and how to stop it.
The team went on study the reason .
Intially the narrowed it down to one state then one district then one particular circle in that district and finally they circled one tiny Town , where population growth was exponential.
Then the team stayed in that particular town for few weeks and submitted their report.
The report read like this.
Please change the Train Timing to cut down the Population Growth.
Every one who read the report was shocked and asked the reason.
The reason quoted was
" There is a Steep curve in the Railway line which runs very close to the Town.
The train passes thru that Town at 2 A.M.the wee hours.
Naturally the Driver for safe negotiation blew the whistle continuosly.
The people get up at that hour and finding it difficult to sleep again, and don't know what to do .
Hence the Exponential Growth is bcoz of Train Timing.
 
H.Krishnamurthy said:
Dear Renu ji and Valli ji ,
Here is one more X joke , not exactly X very close to that.
The Govt of India was very much worried about the inflatory growth of Population.
The made a team of persons to study the reason and how to stop it.
The team went on study the reason .
Intially the narrowed it down to one state then one district then one particular circle in that district and finally they circled one tiny Town , where population growth was exponential.
Then the team stayed in that particular town for few weeks and submitted their report.
The report read like this.
Please change the Train Timing to cut down the Population Growth.
Every one who read the report was shocked and asked the reason.
The reason quoted was
" There is a Steep curve in the Railway line which runs very close to the Town.
The train passes thru that Town at 2 A.M.the wee hours.
Naturally the Driver for safe negotiation blew the whistle continuosly.
The people get up at that hour and finding it difficult to sleep again, and don't know what to do .
Hence the Exponential Growth is bcoz of Train Timing.
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Tell them if they climb on this train..they will lots of things to do.LOL

[video=youtube_share;YOYN9qNXmAw]http://youtu.be/YOYN9qNXmAw[/video]
 
tbs said:
hi raghy sir,
when i was in college in chennai.....in my childhood nice X rated books freely available in kodambakkam area....near bridge area....

sometimes i like books than movies.....books has more imagination than movies....even i watched some X rated malayalam movies...

more kicku in books than movies.....experience differs.....

regards
tbs
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Sri.tbs Sir, Greetings.

I too liked the literature more than the pictures. My initial literature pleasure were books written by 'Saroja Devi', in Tamizh. Then I progressed to 'Harold Robins' folowed by 'Annonymous' paperbacks. There was a period, I could get a plenty from the platform outside General Post Office area, Mount Road, Chennai. We can get tons of porno literature from the net.

Cheers!
 
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