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A plot to plot
What is that politician plotting for?
He is plotting to grab his neighbour's plot.

 

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பென் ( pen) மொழிகள்
Lucky are those who go bald at an young age
They have no fear of hair fall at any stage

 

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Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some don't have film. Xxx

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
Continuous confinement to AC room
Is an invitation to your own doom:
AC is no substitute for fresh air
And will lead to problems of health care

 

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You’re young only once,
but you can be immature forever! Xxx

 

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Beware of heavy seasonal discounts.
They are offered taking your brain for a discount!

 

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A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
Xxx

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
Great men may have some ludicrous thoughts
Measly men may have some great thoughts
But both thoughts get suppressed,
For reasons well known, but not expressed

 

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Retirement is no punishment. Make it a BLESSING OIN DISGUISE and lead a new lease of life of your choice and taste. In fact life begins only then, since you start living YOUR LIFE.

 

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Being BRITISH is about
driving a GERMAN car to
an IRISH pub
for a BELGIAN beer,
then traveling home,
grabbing an INDIAN curry
or a TURKISH kebab on the way,
to sit on SWEDISH furniture
and watch AMERICAN shows
on a JAPANESE TV.

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
If someone says, at 70 you look
the same as what you were at 40
You don't feel flattered
If you understand that it also means
even at 40, you looked like 70
You may feel shattered

 

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கிழ மொழிகள்
Old age does not bring glory to you
You have (to work) to bring glory to old age

 

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Guruswamy Ramachan

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
All our political masters
Steeped in power over years
Turn into political monsters
Making people shed tears

 

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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more of it I have." ~ Thomas Jefferson

 

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"I never dreamed about success, I worked for it." ~ Estée Lauder

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
Parents today are not worried about their children's SCHOOL SYLLABUS
They are more concerned about THEIR SAFETY in their SCHOOL BUS

 

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Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.
If money cannot buy happiness, is the rich ready to sacrifice his money?
No. He feels it is better to be rich & miserable than to be poor & miserable.
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