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Laughter - The best medicine!
- Thread starter Raji Ram
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Raji Ram
Well-known member
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself
eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another
dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner)
that he was tired of speech-making. "I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you
give this speech so many times, I'll bet I could give it for you."
Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the
back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and answered a
few questions expertly. Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric
question about antimatter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience
know that he was nobody's fool.
Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said,
"Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting
in the back, answer it for me."
Source: http://www.ba-bamail.com
eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another
dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner)
that he was tired of speech-making. "I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you
give this speech so many times, I'll bet I could give it for you."
Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the
back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and answered a
few questions expertly. Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric
question about antimatter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience
know that he was nobody's fool.
Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said,
"Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting
in the back, answer it for me."
Source: http://www.ba-bamail.com
sowmyasubbaraman
New member
A good humor but a known one.
Yes...Could be a known good humor, but I was unaware of it.
I would feel that it would be dampening the spirit of the poster to share their thoughts and jokes etc. if one or the other member say it is an old one, known one etc. and may be it is better if left unsaid. Just my thoughts.
Raji Ram
Well-known member
A for Apple; B for Ball; C for Cat; D for Dog .......... These are only for kids. 
These are for the super duper seniors!! [FONT="]:dizzy:[/FONT]
A for Alzheimer; B for Bald; C for Cough; D for Dementia; E for Endoscope;
F for Fluid (retention !); G for Gas, H for Hypertension; I for Incision;
J for Joints; K for Knee; L for Lumbago; M for Memory (loss !);
N for Neuralgia; O for Osteo- ; P for Pain; Q for Queasy; R for Reflux;
S for Sleep (lessness !); U for Urinary; V for Vertigo; W for Worry;
X for X-ray; Z for Zest(?)!!
These are for the super duper seniors!! [FONT="]:dizzy:[/FONT]
A for Alzheimer; B for Bald; C for Cough; D for Dementia; E for Endoscope;
F for Fluid (retention !); G for Gas, H for Hypertension; I for Incision;
J for Joints; K for Knee; L for Lumbago; M for Memory (loss !);
N for Neuralgia; O for Osteo- ; P for Pain; Q for Queasy; R for Reflux;
S for Sleep (lessness !); U for Urinary; V for Vertigo; W for Worry;
X for X-ray; Z for Zest(?)!!
Raji Ram
Well-known member
A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone
National Park. The magazine wanted to show the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled
the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would
seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level.
He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved
and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be
waiting for him. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped
in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within
minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three
low passes so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer,"
he responded, "and photographers take photographs." The pilot was silent for a moment;
finally he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
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National Park. The magazine wanted to show the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled
the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would
seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level.
He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved
and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be
waiting for him. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped
in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within
minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three
low passes so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer,"
he responded, "and photographers take photographs." The pilot was silent for a moment;
finally he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
Source: http://www.ba-bamail.com
Raji Ram
Well-known member
Blonde .. O' Blonde !!
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes.
One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a
country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and replied "382".
"Wow!" said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you". "What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Source: http://www.ba-bamail.com
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes.
One day, she decided to get a makeover, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a
country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and replied "382".
"Wow!" said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you". "What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Source: http://www.ba-bamail.com
Raji Ram
Well-known member
You are correct but the three smileys used are 'chattering' (blablablablablabla) !!
This is the laughing smiley: :laugh:
Raji Ram
Well-known member
A three-year-old kid stuck out her hand and said, “Look at the fly I killed, Mommy!.”
Since she was eating a juicy pickle at the time, her mother thrust her contaminated hands
under the faucet and washed them with antibacterial soap. After sitting her down to finish
her pickle, the mother asked, with a touch of awe, “How did you kill that fly all by yourself?”
Between bites, she said, “I hit it with my pickle.” 
Source: Reader's Digest
Since she was eating a juicy pickle at the time, her mother thrust her contaminated hands
under the faucet and washed them with antibacterial soap. After sitting her down to finish
her pickle, the mother asked, with a touch of awe, “How did you kill that fly all by yourself?”
Between bites, she said, “I hit it with my pickle.”
Source: Reader's Digest
sowmyasubbaraman
New member
A nice humour.
Raji Ram
Well-known member
Cool down!! New member's post will be viewed by our moderators and then appear.
Once you are an established member, your posts will appear immediately!
Raji Ram
Well-known member
Thank you!
Raji Ram
Well-known member
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to
Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, Wall of Fear,
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster - everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed , "I meant my dress size, you dumb-ass!"
Source: http://www.ba-bamail.com
was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to
Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, Wall of Fear,
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster - everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed , "I meant my dress size, you dumb-ass!"
Source: http://www.ba-bamail.com
