JOKES-Doctor & Mechanic

[ambes]

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1) Morris was removing some engine valves from a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michel Debakery who was waiting for the service manager
Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth,shouted across the garage," Hey Doctor... is that you. Come over for a minute."
The famous surgeon a bit surprised walked over to where Morris was working on a car.Morris in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively,"So Mr. fancy Doc,look at this work. I also take
valves out,grind them,put in new parts, & when I finish, this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come u get big bucks, when you and me doing basically the same work?

Dr. DeBakery, very embarrassed,walked away,& said softly to Morris,"Try doing the work with engine running."

 

[siganeswarie]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A good chess player[/FONT]

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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out [/FONT]

 

[siganeswarie]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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[siganeswarie]

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

 

[B Suresh Kumar]

Nice one Mr Ambes

 

[Divy9]

Thanks for sharing Mr.ambes.

Divya