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[kalyanaraman1940]

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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said: Cheque books.


The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.


What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.


Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


What is Nurse?
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.


Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.


Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!


Q: What's the difference between mother wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.


Banta enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.


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[T.S.Sankara Narayanan]

Out of all other jokes this one is fine.

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Q: What's the difference between mother wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.




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[Nara]

Q: What's the difference between mother wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Jokes about Sikhs is no good (I agree), but jokes about women, well bring it on!!!

Wives have as many jokes about silly and obstinate husbands, so, please don't open the sluice gates with your silly jokes, all the husbands have to pay the price for your silliness!!

 

[wrongan]

I was purchasing diabatic medicines from a pharmacy ,the owner of which is
my long time friend.Since he noticed change in the medicines he asked me
whether I had gone to a different doctor.I told him that the medicines are for my wife.
My grand son of 3 years who was standing bye asked me what is meant by wife.
I told him that"your patti(grand mother) is my wife'.Suddenly he retarded saying that
"It is my patti only and I cannot spare her and if you require a wife go and get one
for you"Every one standing there were in burst of laugh..The sad part of it is the
pharmacist enquire me whenever I visit him whether I had purchased a new wife.