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There is a movie called KLPD, really, where are you Praveen, aren'y you going to edit this out and give a warning?
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Dear Nara ji,
There is a movie called KLPD.. didnt you see the You Tube link I put which has the same name and its shortened form?
Kismet Love Paisa Dilli(KLPD)..what were you thinking of yaar??
So what is there to call in for Praveen??
Movie: Kismet Love Paisa Dilli
Cast: Vivek Oberoi, Mallika Sherawat, Neha Dhupia, Ashutosh Rana
Direction: Sanjay Khanduri
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Guy and girl are strangers, they live through a night of misadventures and fall in love by the morning.
How many times have you watched that story on screen before? Forget starting a count - even Sanjay Khanduri gave you more or less the same script the last time he made a film. Recall Khanduri's debut directorial feature, Ek Chaalis Ki Last Local. Pretty much the same bag of gags.
Kismet Love Paisa Dilli, hackneys the Last Local idea in a new city, with a new cast, a new set of situations and, yes, a more wicked title (any reference the shortened title - KLPD - may bear with the familiar naughty slang is absolutely intended).
So KLPD shifts Khanduri's focus from the last local on Mumbai's Kurla-Vikroli route to the more posh option of the Delhi Metro. The film casts Vivek Oberoi as the happy-go-lucky flirt Lokesh.
Lokesh chances upon Lovina (Mallika Sherawat) at a party one evening and decides to stalk her. He ends up at a Metro station. A twist in the tale over the next few scenes sees him lose track of Lovina but end up as the prime suspect in the death of a mysterious woman in a white sari (Neha Dhupia).
He'll bump into Lovina again, with the cops on his heels. To complicate things, there is a goon (Ashutosh Rana) with a fetish for slapping, a delivery boy who loves to bite off ears, a politician's son who lives by "Hail corruption" Nazi chants, some Punjabis in a shaadi celebration mood and a gay designer.
The film tries to create confusion through one night for Lokesh and Lovina with this assortment of characters.
It's supposed to be a loony trip of thrills. KLPD does drive you loony all right, but not in a way you would be thrilled about it.
Vivek tries hard to salvage a film that stops making sense after a point. The ill-penned character he gets to play is not of much help.
Ah yes, there is Mallika. A decade down the line and after all the Hollywood hoaxes came to nought, she is still trying to establish her image as Bollywood's oomph diva. KLPD lets her rehash whatever we have seen her do with her masala image over the years.
So what if it is a one-night adventure on the roads of Delhi, there's room here for the odd naach-gaana or else how would Mallika get to shake her booty. She is looking old, though. The micro micro minis will grab your eyeballs to see level, guaranteed. But once too often the lines on the Botoxed face become obvious.
KLPD falls short of imagination and wit when it comes to setting up the thrills. Khanduri's last Metro just doesn't have the pace of his Last Local.
Read more at: Movie review: Kismet Love Paisa Dilli : Reviews, News - India Today
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No, I am not calling on Praveen to do anything, that was just a joke, don't take that seriously. Having said that, I hope you realize what KLPD means, never mind the movie, it is what girls who play hard to get do to pathetic boys who can't keep their libido in check. Google KLPD and find out for yourself.
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LOL! Nara ji..I got scared ok..I thought you were going to report my post to Praveen.
Nara Ji BTW have you forgotten that I am half Punjabi? I guess that should explain why I do not need to Google Search!LOL
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Dear PJ sir,
Yes Yes...I am free now..just finished all my CDC notification work..so post your Lovvu story before you go for vacation.
PJ sir..I will try to keep posting some songs..does not matter if the actress is in some skimpy clothes too cos we need to keep the story going and song sequence has to be there.
This song is nice..There goes my only possession..there goes my everything.. by Engelbert
For you PJ sir<
[video=youtube_share;RvRdk2QMv9M]http://youtu.be/RvRdk2QMv9M[/video]
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Raji Ram
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Renu! I can answer on behalf of P J Sir, without his permission!
'I would love to see my (gundu??) Begum, if Mrs. P J is NOT around!'
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Renu! I can answer on behalf of P J Sir, without his permission!
'I would love to see my (gundu??) Begum, if Mrs. P J is NOT around!'
Raji Madam
She was not Gundu.. i dont think that her body type will make her fat even when she becomes old !!!
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Ha Ha Ha..see wasnt I right?? That the image we have in our mind might not match reality!
PJ sir is still hoping to see a slim Begum....ha ha ha..cho cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewt!
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High hopes, P J Sir! Vaazhga ungaL kAdhali!
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To continue
We were about to move towards Gents Side, we heard a female voice calling "" anna, anna.."" like that
Boys do not like Girls calling them Anna .... cursing... my friend turned back to his distant cousin sister standing there and waving her hand..
At last we got someone and with her help, i had a slim hope of seeing my girl..
My friend immediately asked her whether she can take both of us into Girls side!!!
She flatly refused saying it is against 'Rules' and she was asking why we wanted to go into Girl's enclosure?
We did not want to share our purpose of going over there, so we just told her .. " just for fun... he he he.. Like that..
She just laughed and when she was about to leave when i saw ......
To be continued.....
We were about to move towards Gents Side, we heard a female voice calling "" anna, anna.."" like that
Boys do not like Girls calling them Anna .... cursing... my friend turned back to his distant cousin sister standing there and waving her hand..
At last we got someone and with her help, i had a slim hope of seeing my girl..
My friend immediately asked her whether she can take both of us into Girls side!!!
She flatly refused saying it is against 'Rules' and she was asking why we wanted to go into Girl's enclosure?
We did not want to share our purpose of going over there, so we just told her .. " just for fun... he he he.. Like that..
She just laughed and when she was about to leave when i saw ......
To be continued.....
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hi renu madam,
the story like this....i was working in navy station in port blair, andaman and nicobar islands...i was bachelor at that time.....
nearly 25 yrs back.....the man was malayali....i know malayalam ..he was working in indian navy as sailor....he was married...
his wife was pregnant....one night he entered my room ...he was thinking that im a gay....im a guy ..not gay....when he was
aprroached me for gay activities....i moved away and ran away from that time....he was really a good guy...but he need a gay...
i said im sorry....this is the story ....lah...lol
it is amusing that veterans and senior citizens of this forum specially tambrahms are approached to describe their dream guys/girls. It was hilarious a veteran describing his encounter with gays instead of gals. he thought probably you have made a spelling mistake . your posting of a song video also good. see you tube for farida khanum ghazal 'aaj jaane hi zid na karo' and mehdi hasans ghazal 'ranjish hi sahi' . you might like themI wonder if members have any Dream Guy or Dream Girl?
Please do not write about spouses here...this thread is just to let imaginations run wild.
Members can share who they admire most..anyone in the past or present or any imaginary friend too.
My dream guy is The Mahabharat Hero Karna.
He is such a perfect guy with great looks, passion,compassion,ambition,love,power,benevolence,intelligence and gratefulness...name it..he had it!
these are positive changes for j to increase her appeal as AMMA to tamil women and tambrahms.Dear P J Sir! This is 'kAlaththin kOlam'!!!
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