Think or sink!
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Oh Boy! I am missing a lot of FUN for sure -
by sticking to ONLY four threads of the forum!
At least our athimber merely said "Good one!" and NOT "Have a good one!"
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Have a good one might mean "Have the best ONE in whatever you want to
have /see /eat /tweet / greet / smell / tell / hear / wear/or just do! :thumb:
It is practically wishing good in everything one does!
have /see /eat /tweet / greet / smell / tell / hear / wear/or just do! :thumb:
It is practically wishing good in everything one does!
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எப்படி இதை மட்டும் மறந்து போனேன்???
ழகரம் தமிழின் சிறப்பு.
ழகரம் கவியின் சிறப்புக் கூட!
ழாசு கவி = ழீசு கவி = ழூசு கவி = ழேசு கவி = ழைசு கவி = ழௌசு கவி.
பெங்களூரில் தண்ணீரில் “மிதக்கும் போது” (மூழ்கும்போது???)
இவர் கவிதை ஊற்று மடை திறப்பதனால் இவை யாவும் ஒன்றே!
ழகரம் தமிழின் சிறப்பு.
ழகரம் கவியின் சிறப்புக் கூட!
ழாசு கவி = ழீசு கவி = ழூசு கவி = ழேசு கவி = ழைசு கவி = ழௌசு கவி.
பெங்களூரில் தண்ணீரில் “மிதக்கும் போது” (மூழ்கும்போது???)
இவர் கவிதை ஊற்று மடை திறப்பதனால் இவை யாவும் ஒன்றே!
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“Can you please remain silent?”
A child will reveal its impressions without any inhibitions in front of the guests.
The parents had warned their cute little daughter not to comment on the appearance of the people who visited them.
A real fat couple visited them once and the little girl could not contain herself to comment until after they left.
She said very sweetly to her mother,”F.A.T no???”
Code language helps at times for exchanging important info without attracting too much attention.
When one of us might have been giving irrelevant info to the visitors,
( I guess it is hereditary and runs in the family)
my father used the expression “se su hi” to stop us from
going on and on and on !!! :blah:
It was actually the short form of “சத்தே சும்மா இருக்கியா?”
meaning “Can you please remain silent?”
But nobody had guessed correctly it till now!
A child will reveal its impressions without any inhibitions in front of the guests.
The parents had warned their cute little daughter not to comment on the appearance of the people who visited them.
A real fat couple visited them once and the little girl could not contain herself to comment until after they left.
She said very sweetly to her mother,”F.A.T no???”
Code language helps at times for exchanging important info without attracting too much attention.
When one of us might have been giving irrelevant info to the visitors,
( I guess it is hereditary and runs in the family)
my father used the expression “se su hi” to stop us from
going on and on and on !!! :blah:
It was actually the short form of “சத்தே சும்மா இருக்கியா?”
meaning “Can you please remain silent?”
But nobody had guessed correctly it till now!
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laughter the best medicine
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Dear VR ji,
I am very afraid of cockroaches especially when they start to fly.
I have noticed my son too is actually a little scared of cockroaches but he does not want to admit it.
So I asked him "are you afraid of cockroaches?"
He replied.."Well there is a theory that intense fear can leave genetic imprints and these can be transmitted down the line..since you are afraid of cockroaches there is a high chance I could have inherited the gene and hence I display some amount of uncomfortable feeling when I see a cockroach flying"
I said "just tell me..Yes or No"
He said "I cant answer that cos if I have inherited the afraid of cockroach gene than its not me who is scared but your gene which is expressing itself"
I was thinking...what a nice way to explain his fear of cockroaches!LOL
I am very afraid of cockroaches especially when they start to fly.
I have noticed my son too is actually a little scared of cockroaches but he does not want to admit it.
So I asked him "are you afraid of cockroaches?"
He replied.."Well there is a theory that intense fear can leave genetic imprints and these can be transmitted down the line..since you are afraid of cockroaches there is a high chance I could have inherited the gene and hence I display some amount of uncomfortable feeling when I see a cockroach flying"
I said "just tell me..Yes or No"
He said "I cant answer that cos if I have inherited the afraid of cockroach gene than its not me who is scared but your gene which is expressing itself"
I was thinking...what a nice way to explain his fear of cockroaches!LOL
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Dear Renu,
There is a rel life incident in which a RACE HORSE WAS AFRAID OF WATER.
NO ONE WOULD BUY ITS OFFSPRING EVEN FOR THE PRICE OF DIRT.
Everyone believed that the fear of water must have been transmitted
to the offspring of that otherwise marvelous race horse.
I bet You son will become an impressive speaker - unless he is already one! :clap2:
There is a rel life incident in which a RACE HORSE WAS AFRAID OF WATER.
NO ONE WOULD BUY ITS OFFSPRING EVEN FOR THE PRICE OF DIRT.
Everyone believed that the fear of water must have been transmitted
to the offspring of that otherwise marvelous race horse.
I bet You son will become an impressive speaker - unless he is already one! :clap2:
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It was 'se su ee', dear Sis!!
It is 'se su ee' but 'se su hi' flows more freely from the mouth! :blah:
Must be some kind of sandhi - with weird and confusing rules!:dizzy:
P.S.
Thank you unknown Athimber (sir?) of the forum!
When you entered... everyone else entered the thread!
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People who take more than their share of space…
A father and a son got into our compartment. The four friends (helpers?) following them carried four cubical flexible bags. I was seeing such bags for the very first time in my life.
They would NOT go under the seat in any orientation. But those hefty fellows somehow pushed the bags under both the long seats filling the space there completely.
All the other five passengers who shared the same cubicle had to keep their things on their berths and sleep. The people who had taken more than their allotted space never felt guilty, not apologized even formally.
World is full of such people who grab more than their share of air, water, space, power and energy…without batting an eyelid or feeling even a trace of guilt!!
A father and a son got into our compartment. The four friends (helpers?) following them carried four cubical flexible bags. I was seeing such bags for the very first time in my life.
They would NOT go under the seat in any orientation. But those hefty fellows somehow pushed the bags under both the long seats filling the space there completely.
All the other five passengers who shared the same cubicle had to keep their things on their berths and sleep. The people who had taken more than their allotted space never felt guilty, not apologized even formally.
World is full of such people who grab more than their share of air, water, space, power and energy…without batting an eyelid or feeling even a trace of guilt!!
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இது எப்படி இருக்கு?
அவர் pun செய்வதில் மிகவும் வல்லவர்.
சிரிக்காமல் சொல்லுவதால் நமக்குச்
சிரிப்பு பொத்துக் கொண்டுவரும்.
வெய்யிலில் வீட்டுக்கு வந்த நண்பரிடம்
“தண்ணீர் குடிக்கறேளா?” என்று மனைவி கேட்க,
"நாங்க எல்லாம் தண்ணி சாப்பிடுவோம்.
தண்ணி குடிக்கமாடோம்!” என்றார்.
அவர் pun செய்வதில் மிகவும் வல்லவர்.
சிரிக்காமல் சொல்லுவதால் நமக்குச்
சிரிப்பு பொத்துக் கொண்டுவரும்.
வெய்யிலில் வீட்டுக்கு வந்த நண்பரிடம்
“தண்ணீர் குடிக்கறேளா?” என்று மனைவி கேட்க,
"நாங்க எல்லாம் தண்ணி சாப்பிடுவோம்.
தண்ணி குடிக்கமாடோம்!” என்றார்.
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People who must live in the center of the Universe!
While flying from Mumbai to Coimbatore a weirdo entered the flight.
He had a cabin bag which obeyed neither the permitted dimensions nor weight!
THE BAG WAS TAPERING IN ONE SIDE AND BROAD ON THE OTHER.
HE PUSHED IN THE TAPERING SIDE LIKE THE CAMEL ENTERING THE TENT AT NIGHT.
Thereafter he kept pushing the rest of the bag until we can hear squeaks and creaks made by the
luggage holding boxes fixed overhead.
I wonder what all broke or cracked under this onslaught.
Some people are born to disobey all the rules and damage the public property! :frusty:
While flying from Mumbai to Coimbatore a weirdo entered the flight.
He had a cabin bag which obeyed neither the permitted dimensions nor weight!
THE BAG WAS TAPERING IN ONE SIDE AND BROAD ON THE OTHER.
HE PUSHED IN THE TAPERING SIDE LIKE THE CAMEL ENTERING THE TENT AT NIGHT.
Thereafter he kept pushing the rest of the bag until we can hear squeaks and creaks made by the
luggage holding boxes fixed overhead.
I wonder what all broke or cracked under this onslaught.
Some people are born to disobey all the rules and damage the public property! :frusty:
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People who must live in the center of the Universe!
While flying from Mumbai to Coimbatore a weirdo entered the flight.
He had a cabin bag which obeyed neither the permitted dimensions nor weight!
THE BAG WAS TAPERING IN ONE SIDE AND BROAD ON THE OTHER.
HE PUSHED IN THE TAPERING SIDE LIKE THE CAMEL ENTERING THE TENT AT NIGHT.
Thereafter he kept pushing the rest of the bag until we can hear squeaks and creaks made by the luggage holding boxes fixed overhead.
I wonder what all broke or cracked under this onslaught.
Some people are born to disobey all the rules and damage the public property! :frusty:
While flying from Mumbai to Coimbatore a weirdo entered the flight.
He had a cabin bag which obeyed neither the permitted dimensions nor weight!
THE BAG WAS TAPERING IN ONE SIDE AND BROAD ON THE OTHER.
HE PUSHED IN THE TAPERING SIDE LIKE THE CAMEL ENTERING THE TENT AT NIGHT.
Thereafter he kept pushing the rest of the bag until we can hear squeaks and creaks made by the luggage holding boxes fixed overhead.
I wonder what all broke or cracked under this onslaught.
Some people are born to disobey all the rules and damage the public property! :frusty:
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laughter the best medicine
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இது எப்படி இருக்கு???
அறுபதாம் கல்யாண விழாவுக்கு வந்துவிட்டு
விட்டேற்றியாகச் சுற்றியவர்கள்,
புது உடை கொடுத்தவுடன்
போட்டி போட்டுக் கொண்டு நமஸ்காரம் செய்தார்கள்.
அறுபதாம் கல்யாண விழாவுக்கு வந்துவிட்டு
விட்டேற்றியாகச் சுற்றியவர்கள்,
புது உடை கொடுத்தவுடன்
போட்டி போட்டுக் கொண்டு நமஸ்காரம் செய்தார்கள்.
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இது எப்படி இருக்கு???
புடவையின் விலைச் சீட்டை எடுக்காமலேயே
சிலர் பரிசு கொடுக்கின்றார்கள் ஏன் தெரியுமா?
அதை பார்க்காவிட்டால் அது அவ்வளவு விலை உயர்ந்து என்று
சத்தியம் செய்தால் கூட நாம் நம்ப மாட்டோம்! :wacko:
புடவையின் விலைச் சீட்டை எடுக்காமலேயே
சிலர் பரிசு கொடுக்கின்றார்கள் ஏன் தெரியுமா?
அதை பார்க்காவிட்டால் அது அவ்வளவு விலை உயர்ந்து என்று
சத்தியம் செய்தால் கூட நாம் நம்ப மாட்டோம்! :wacko:
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இது எப்படி இருக்கு???
பிடிக்காத கலரைப் புடவையைப்
பெண்கள் தொட மாட்டார்கள் என்று
பேர் பேராக பிடித்த கலர் கேட்டு
பட்டு புடவைகள் வாங்கித் தந்தால்
“நானூறு ரூபாய்க்கு இதே போல்
எதிர் வீட்டுக்காரி வாங்கினாள்”
என்று சொல்லி நம்மை
உடைந்த பலூன் ஆக்கி :boom:
வெறுப்பேற்றுவார்கள்!!!
பிடிக்காத கலரைப் புடவையைப்
பெண்கள் தொட மாட்டார்கள் என்று
பேர் பேராக பிடித்த கலர் கேட்டு
பட்டு புடவைகள் வாங்கித் தந்தால்
“நானூறு ரூபாய்க்கு இதே போல்
எதிர் வீட்டுக்காரி வாங்கினாள்”
என்று சொல்லி நம்மை
உடைந்த பலூன் ஆக்கி :boom:
வெறுப்பேற்றுவார்கள்!!!
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A poem which would melt any heart!
"Don’t Ask My Child to Fly"
(A poem by Bruce Ritchie - 1997)
Don’t ask my child to fly,
for he has not wings.
Don’t ask my child to see the glint on the eagle’s beak,
for his vision has been diminished.
Don’t ask my child to remain calm amid the din,
for her ability to screen out the noises has been taken away.
Don’t ask my child to be careful with “strangers”,
for he is affectionate with everyone and prey for the unscrupulous.
Don’t ask my child to “settle down”,
for the clock which works for you and I, does not exist for her.
Don’t ask my child to not play with the toys of others,
for he has no concept of property.
Don’t ask my child to remember you tomorrow,
although you met today.
Don’t ask my child to heal your wounds,
for her hands cannot hold a scalpel or sutures.
Don’t ask my child to meet the challenges set by society,
for you have denied her the tools.
Don’t ask my child to forgive you for standing idly by,
while he was being tortured in his mother’s womb,
for he will,
but He may not.
Foot notes:
Alcohol (wine, beer or liquor) is the leading known preventable cause of developmental and physical birth defects in the United States.
When a woman drinks alcohol during pregnancy, she risks giving birth to a child who will pay the price — in mental and physical deficiencies — for his or her entire life.
Yet many pregnant women do drink alcohol. It’s estimated that each year in the United States, 1 in every 750 infants is born with a pattern of physical, developmental, and functional problems referred to as fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS), while another 40,000 are born with fetal alcohol effects (FAE).
"Don’t Ask My Child to Fly"
(A poem by Bruce Ritchie - 1997)
Don’t ask my child to fly,
for he has not wings.
Don’t ask my child to see the glint on the eagle’s beak,
for his vision has been diminished.
Don’t ask my child to remain calm amid the din,
for her ability to screen out the noises has been taken away.
Don’t ask my child to be careful with “strangers”,
for he is affectionate with everyone and prey for the unscrupulous.
Don’t ask my child to “settle down”,
for the clock which works for you and I, does not exist for her.
Don’t ask my child to not play with the toys of others,
for he has no concept of property.
Don’t ask my child to remember you tomorrow,
although you met today.
Don’t ask my child to heal your wounds,
for her hands cannot hold a scalpel or sutures.
Don’t ask my child to meet the challenges set by society,
for you have denied her the tools.
Don’t ask my child to forgive you for standing idly by,
while he was being tortured in his mother’s womb,
for he will,
but He may not.
Foot notes:
Alcohol (wine, beer or liquor) is the leading known preventable cause of developmental and physical birth defects in the United States.
When a woman drinks alcohol during pregnancy, she risks giving birth to a child who will pay the price — in mental and physical deficiencies — for his or her entire life.
Yet many pregnant women do drink alcohol. It’s estimated that each year in the United States, 1 in every 750 infants is born with a pattern of physical, developmental, and functional problems referred to as fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS), while another 40,000 are born with fetal alcohol effects (FAE).
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laughter the best medicine
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When A says "Thanks!'
B says "Welcome!"
But the same person saying both
'Thanks' and 'welcome'! :wacko:
B says "Welcome!"
But the same person saying both
'Thanks' and 'welcome'! :wacko:
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நாலு வகை மனிதர்கள்
நாமாகக் கொடுக்கும் பொருட்களை உளமார்ந்த
நன்றியுடன் வாங்கி கொண்டு செல்பவர்கள். :first:
நாமாகக் கொடுத்தவற்றுடன் வேறு பொருட்களைத்
தாமாகக் கேட்டுப் பெற்றுக் கொள்பவர்கள் இவர்கள்.:second:
நாமாக கொடுக்காதவற்றையும்
தாமாக எடுத்துச் செல்பவர்கள்! :third:
நாமாகக் கொடுப்பவை அனைத்தும்
தனக்கே வேண்டும் என்பவர்கள்! :evil:
நாமாகக் கொடுக்கும் பொருட்களை உளமார்ந்த
நன்றியுடன் வாங்கி கொண்டு செல்பவர்கள். :first:
நாமாகக் கொடுத்தவற்றுடன் வேறு பொருட்களைத்
தாமாகக் கேட்டுப் பெற்றுக் கொள்பவர்கள் இவர்கள்.:second:
நாமாக கொடுக்காதவற்றையும்
தாமாக எடுத்துச் செல்பவர்கள்! :third:
நாமாகக் கொடுப்பவை அனைத்தும்
தனக்கே வேண்டும் என்பவர்கள்! :evil:
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திடீர் வித்வான்கள்!
அப்பளமாவை ஒருகை (ஒரு வாய்?) பார்த்துவிட்டு
தப்பாத தாளத்துடன் பலர் திடீர் வித்வான்கள்
மிருதங்கம் இல்லாமலேயே ஜதிக்கோர்வைகளை
அருமையாக வாசிப்பதைக் கேட்டு இருக்கிறீர்களா??? :drum:
அப்பளமாவை ஒருகை (ஒரு வாய்?) பார்த்துவிட்டு
தப்பாத தாளத்துடன் பலர் திடீர் வித்வான்கள்
மிருதங்கம் இல்லாமலேயே ஜதிக்கோர்வைகளை
அருமையாக வாசிப்பதைக் கேட்டு இருக்கிறீர்களா??? :drum:
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