Think or sink!

[Visalakshi Ramani]

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The doctors always say to take the tables after some "Aahaaram!"

Most of us think that it means heavy B/F or brunch. :hungry:

So we delay the medicines till we eat well and then have the medicines.

Actually most medicines work best when NOT taken after a heavy meal/ brunch/ B.F.

Two bland biscuits and a cup of milk / tea / coffee is good enough for taking most of the tablets.

So Aahaaram is NOT eating food right up to the throat! :nono:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I wish I had known this earlier.

The B.P is maximum when I wake up!

I have been doing all the chores with the high B.P

(when I needed the protection of the drugs MOST)

and delayed the medicines until very late ~11A.M

and until when I actually became free and didn't need protection!

I KNOW many people do not about my B.P even in my close circle.

Still I say this so that if anyone has been delaying the medicines like me

they can take it earlier and get protection for longer during the day!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

It willbe good if the doctors just say

"Eat something light and take the medicines early"

instead of using the words

"Aahaaram kazhichuttu eduthukkongo!"

We (the bhojana priyaas) associatethe word Aahaaram with

"KalyaaNa samaiyal chaadam kaai karigalum pramaadam."

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

There was this grand old man who was more at ease upside down than straight up.

He was so fond of doing sirasaasan that he was flooding his

pink brain with a flood of fresh blood supply all the time.

But I am not sure he really benefited by all that increased brain function!

He had problem passing stools! :tsk:

Small wonder since his intestines got confused whether to push

the waste matter up against the gravity or down along the gravity!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

There is another grand old man who will be always like Mahaa Vishnu pose -
except while taking bath and eating food.

He could have maintained the horizontal pose all day long - if he had had a large bath tub and if his wife would have allowed him to eat like a Roman emperor reclining on a bed.

Coming to the point he too complains of inability to pass stools.

Small wonder again since the bowels get confused which way is up and which is down - since like a fluid all the matter finds its level the same inside the poor tummy.

Moral.
DO NOT spend the entire day on bed - awake or asleep.
Even if you can't walk stand now and then or sit on a chair/sofa.
Let the body parts know the North pole and South pole of your body.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I hope I did not ruin a Sunday by talking about :blabla:

Morargin and its elder brother/sister.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Boys will be boys and adoring moms will be moms!

It is the father who can correct his sons. MOMS...NEVER!!!

The same thing is true with girls also!

The father adores her irrespective of anything and everything.

Only her mother can correct her daughters...if at all!

Does that prove why bringing up children properly requires

both the father and the mother?

Does it explain why kids of a single parents may not grow up

to become law abiding and useful citizens of the world?

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Laxative is big business making big money!

They sell something like chaff/thvudu for the price of gold dust! :shocked:

Well! When one has to GO, one HAS TO go! Right???

Solids, liquids, powders, gels and what not to suit

the age of the person and the fatness of the purse!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Q: Is one minute too long or too short??? :clock:

A: It depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The teacher: Where does God reside?

The pupil: God resides in the bathroom of my house!

The Teacher: Are you sure? How do you know?

The Pupil: Everyday my mom says,"Oh God! Are you still there?"

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The king asked a wonderful question,

"Which is the greatest pleasure in the world?"

The answers were as varied as the persons in the world.

A complete list of all the pleasures in the world was made.

The joker said at last,

"Oh King! The real happiness lies in being able to

evacuate one's stomach at the right time!" :shocked:

The king did not relish this crude joke and got upset.

The very next day the royal toilet was locked from inside

when the king badly needed to use it.

He stood wriggling and cursing for the door to heaven to open.

The moment the door opened he dashed inside to finish his urgent business -

without even bothering to find out who delayed his visit to the the room and

why.

When he came out happy, relieved and relaxed the joker asked him

"Oh king do you agree with my opinion at least now?"

 

[renuka]

The king asked a wonderful question,

"Which is the greatest pleasure in the world?"

The answers were as varied as the persons in the world.

A complete list of all the pleasures in the world was made.

The joker said at last,

"Oh King! The real happiness lies in being able to

evacuate one's stomach at the right time!" :shocked:

The king did not relish this crude joke and got upset.

The very next day the royal toilet was locked from inside

when the king badly needed to use it.

He stood wriggling and cursing for the door to heaven to open.

The moment the door opened he dashed inside to finish his urgent business -

without even bothering to find out who delayed his visit to the the room and

why.

When he came out happy, relieved and relaxed the joker asked him

"Oh king do you agree with my opinion at least now?"

Dear VR ji,

When I was in college..my urology professor asked us students the same question..when no one could answer he said "the greatest pleasure is to be evacuate a full urinary bladder after not being able to find a suitable place"

 

[renuka]

Does that prove why bringing up children properly requires

both the father and the mother?

Does it explain why kids of a single parents may not grow up

to become law abiding and useful citizens of the world?

Dear VR ji,

Many single parent children are actually more loving and disciplined.

I have many patients who are living with their mothers either becos their dads are dead or left the family. These kids are also good in their studies.

BTW President Obama did not have a father figure is his life(his dad left his mother kind of early in their marriage) and he is the president of USA today.

 

[renuka]

Dear VR ji,

Its a holiday for me today becos of Eid Ul Adha day 2.

I was having a bad headache when I woke up..decided to have breakfast..take a painkiller and take a short nap after doing some house work.

So I dozed off and had a weird dream that I saw 2 people drowning in the water and they were taken to a nearby hospital and both were unconscious and I helped the doctor on duty revive the patients and both survived.Then one of the victims was telling me his out of body experience!

I woke up from my dream thinking "Hey I am supposed to be off today..not at work but even in my dreams I am still being a doctor!LOL

anyway my headache is gone!

 

[sarang]

Thenaliraman is a vikatakavi not a joker.

The king asked a wonderful question,

"Which is the greatest pleasure in the world?"

The answers were as varied as the persons in the world.

A complete list of all the pleasures in the world was made.

The joker said at last,

"Oh King! The real happiness lies in being able to

evacuate one's stomach at the right time!" :shocked:

The king did not relish this crude joke and got upset.

The very next day the royal toilet was locked from inside

when the king badly needed to use it.

He stood wriggling and cursing for the door to heaven to open.

The moment the door opened he dashed inside to finish his urgent business -

without even bothering to find out who delayed his visit to the the room and

why.

When he came out happy, relieved and relaxed the joker asked him

"Oh king do you agree with my opinion at least now?"

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Dear VR ji,

When I was in college..my urology professor asked us students the same question..when no one could answer he said "the greatest pleasure is to be evacuate a full urinary bladder after not being able to find a suitable place"

Indian males seem to have no problems in un-zipping, relieving and re-zipping.

it is only the females who have to hold tight everything including their real emotions. :tsk:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Dear VR ji,

Many single parent children are actually more loving and disciplined.

I have many patients who are living with their mothers either becos their dads are dead or left the family. These kids are also good in their studies.

BTW President Obama did not have a father figure is his life(his dad left his mother kind of early in their marriage) and he is the president of USA today.

dear Renu,
They may be extra ordinary cases of self disciplined people.
Most of the juvenile delinquents may be orphans or have a single parent
struggling to make the ends meet and to keep the family ender a roof!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Dear VR ji,

Its a holiday for me today becos of Eid Ul Adha day 2.

I was having a bad headache when I woke up..decided to have breakfast..take a painkiller and take a short nap after doing some house work.

So I dozed off and had a weird dream that I saw 2 people drowning in the water and they were taken to a nearby hospital and both were unconscious and I helped the doctor on duty revive the patients and both survived.Then one of the victims was telling me his out of body experience!

I woke up from my dream thinking "Hey I am supposed to be off today..not at work but even in my dreams I am still being a doctor!LOL

anyway my headache is gone!

OH Renu!
I know what caused your bah head ache. :smash:
You think too much...just like You-Know-Who!!!
Out of body experience narrated in a dream on a national holiday??? :wacko:
I am glad I do not remember my weird dreams.
In fact I pray before going to bed,
"Do not give me any dreams.
If you must, then do not make me remember them!"
The prayer actually works.
My dentist says I am nightmare-pron!:scared:
as if the day time experiences are not enough!
He even suggested the use of a teeth guard
but I politely refused the offer since
it will give nightmares to the others in my house
who happen to see a Dracula sleeping near them!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Thenaliraman is a vikatakavi not a joker.

I was searching for the word jester!
But it kept eluding me like a
kazhuvara meenile nazhuvara meen! :bolt:
I was hoping that someone will come up with the correct name.
Thank you since you did it!
Who but Tenali can speak of such weird ideas and get to
prove them without getting beheaded by a whimsical king???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A jester is not a derogating term. :nono:
He was supposed to have several latent talents! :thumb:

A jester was a historical entertainer either employed to entertain a ruler or other nobility in medieval or Tudor times or was an itinerant performer who entertained common folk at fairs and markets. Jesters in medieval times are often thought to have worn brightly coloured clothes and eccentric hats in a motley pattern and their modern counterparts usually mimic this costume.

In medieval times jesters entertained with a wide variety of skills which could include songs, music, storytelling, acrobatics, juggling, and magic.

Much of the entertainment was performed in a comic style and many jesters made contemporary jokes in word or song about people or events well known to their audiences.

Courtesy. Wikipedia

 

[renuka]

OH Renu!
I know what caused your bah head ache. :smash:
You think too much...just like You-Know-Who!!!
Out of body experience narrated in a dream on a national holiday??? :wacko:
I am glad I do not remember my weird dreams.
In fact I pray before going to bed,
"Do not give me any dreams.
If you must, then do not make me remember them!"
The prayer actually works.
My dentist says I am nightmare-pron!:scared:
as if the day time experiences are not enough!
He even suggested the use of a teeth guard
but I politely refused the offer since
it will give nightmares to the others in my house
who happen to see a Dracula sleeping near them!

Dear VR ji,

I enjoy my dreams the good ,the bad and the ugly.

That's add spice to my life.

At times my dreams help solve problems I faced.

I have even had dreams where I have been taught stuff and the next morning I wake up and know things I never knew before.

Our own subconscious mind is a great teacher.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Dear VR ji,

I enjoy my dreams the good ,the bad and the ugly.

That's add spice to my life.

At times my dreams help solve problems I faced.

I have even had dreams where I have been taught stuff and the next morning I wake up and know things I never knew before.

Our own subconscious mind is a great teacher.

dear Renu,

I have hear about Learn-while-you-earn!
You went one step further to learn-while-you sleep! :clap2:

Solving problem is OK since when the whole world is quiet the subconscious

mind is busy solving the real life problems. But learnig new things ???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

[h=1]107. Dreamy Discoveries[/h]

More discoveries are done in dreams than the “world could dream of!” Do you know why? Dreams make use of our fullest knowledge and experience. They can make use of the facts, which we are not aware of knowing, when we are awake!

Dreaming allows us to tap the hidden knowledge when we seek a solution to a problem. People want “to sleep on a problem” before they make am important decision, since they are sure to find the answer in their dreams.

The story of the Benzene ring is very popular. Benzene is a clear, colorless, highly refractive and inflammable organic liquid. It is derived from petroleum and is used in the manufacture of a number of chemical products.

It is an organic compound with 6 carbon and 6 hydrogen atoms, in it molecule. Carbon can form four chemical bonds while hydrogen can form only one bond. The structure of benzene eluded the scientist for a very long time–since they could not satisfy all the chemical bonds, when they imagined the structure of benzene along a straight line.

German Chemist Friedrich August Kekule spent sleepless nights over this problem. One night he dreamt of a snake. It was going round and round for a while and suddenly grabbed its own tail in its mouth to form a ring.

The Solution dawned immediately on Kekule that structure of benzene was in the form of a ring and not along a straight line. A Hexagonal diagram with a carbon atom in each vertex (attached to a hydrogen atom) and alternate single and double bonds between the six carbon atoms satisfied all the rules correctly. Thus the puzzle of the benzene ring was solved in a dream.

Russian chemist Dimitri Mandeleev found his famous “Periodic Table of the Elements” in one of his dreams.

The American inventor Elias Howe had worked hard for years to perfect the design of his sewing machine. But success came only after he dreamt that he had been ordered on pain of death –to finish his machine!

Dreams can work wonders—if only we know how to utilize them.

Visalakshi Ramani

107. Dreamy Discoveries | The wonderful world we live in

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Dreams may be the gasket releasing system and :boom:

I may be missing their benevolent effects completely!

 

[sarang]

No beheading. Only squelching by a big elephant.

I was searching for the word jester!
But it kept eluding me like a
kazhuvara meenile nazhuvara meen! :bolt:
I was hoping that someone will come up with the correct name.
Thank you since you did it!
Who but Tenali can speak of such weird ideas and get to
prove them without getting beheaded by a whimsical king???