Think or sink!

The fortune (good or bad) of a pretty young thing

depends on the household she will enter as a bride!
It might catapult her to dizzy heights or :rapture:

dump her down to the depths of self pity! :pout:

Poorva janma krutam punyam/ paapam decides everything.

Raptures dwindle the puNyam and hardships the paapam.

That is precisely why Kunti prayed for hardships in her life

so that she will remember the Lord Krishna her God always.
 
Wolves and Sharks!!!
The real estate agents hook us first and crush us next.
The hook offered first is what we have been expecting for long!
Once you have bitten it the other conditions -
which were not even printed in fine letters -
appear as an amazing and astonishing flood!
In USA a certain program was nicknamed
by us as Wolves and Lambs! :tsk:
Here I modify is to Foolish Fish and the Smart Sharks!!! :thumb:
 
Visalakshi Ramani said:
She is a cute little sweet girl.

Her name is amazingly appropriate to her. :thumb:

She has been discovered after a prolonged Bhageeratha prayaththanam.

Already people are ready to receive her on the top of their heads literally

- like how Lord Siva did the descending AakAs'a Ganga in his matted

coils. Her nickname is the sweet name of their own daughter - endearing

her to them all the more.

Last but not the least she is the Kondai maNi

about to marry the KaanthamaNi. :)

Any comments / ideas/ suggestions supporting

or challenging or opposing my opinions??? :ear:
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A kisu - kisu in GD, again! :gossip:

I am sure no other member expect me, in forum, will understand the head or tail of this post! :confused:

P.S: She is 'kOndhai maNi' :baby: and not 'kondai maNi'! :becky:
 
my dear Raji,
I am just analyzing the aptness of names. :decision:

There is really nothing to be understand.
Thanks for the correction! :yo:

But I am sure she can be both

a Kondai MaNi and a KOndai MaNi :rolleyes:

since she has luxuriant long hair!
 
People with Imaginary ailment seek the help of real doctors in real life.

(Much to the amusement and happiness of the fleecing specialists) :heh:

People with real ailments have to consult the imaginary doctors in their dreams. :pout:
 
Someone is using the reset button in my / our system.
And always at a higher level than the previous one.
HOW else can we explain the present minimum weight
becoming higher the maximum weight decades ago??? :wacko:
 
The cyclic offers are becoming far too many now! :bump2:

The classic example is that of the paithiyam and kalyaanam.

Paithiyam theLinthAl kalyANam nadakkum!
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KalyANam nadanthAl paithyam theLiyum!
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People will make fun or such people asking

"enthak kadiayile arisi vaangareenga?" :rolleyes:

or the more cruel unwarranted comment

"chAppAdu KonjamA chAppadaNum!"

while he/she with a ketta metabolism

may be surviving only on wheat germs!
 
Bheemaa was a lucky man since he was also a vrugOdara or

had a flat stomach like a wolf /jackal.

However much he might consume his stomach will never register it!

How else could he eat an asuran's food and still fight him too?
 
The most blessed child of a parents will inherit

all their health problems and issues.

At times they may even inherit the health issues of the grandparents on both sides.

Which means they are more loved by those people dead-and-gone

than their other (healthier/ happier!) siblings!
 
I called on phone one Brahmingirl who had married a Christian boy.

The time was almost noon and her husband attended the phone.

I could hear the rettai naayanam of the two kids at the background

and the grand lady of the house was taking bath - leaving her

adjustable and adjusting hubby to mind the kids and probably

cook food also - unless they have a cookener and a servener!

It dawned on me why Brhmin girls marry Amar/ Akbar/ Antony.
 
These girls are invariably lazy and sleep a lot.
The brainwash their husbands into believing that
they had married below their higher caste/ religion
so that life-long they can remain sleeping beauties-
kids or no kids, job or no job, week days or working days!
 
I am a member of a big library here.
I had affixed a stamp sized photo of myself taken
when I was still Miss. Raman (before I became Mrs. Ramani.)
The lady staff of the library complimented me unexpectedly saying
"chinna vayasile cinema star maathiri irunthirukkeenga!"
(If it can be considered as a compliment !!!)
To this day it remains my best photo !
 
I have been renewing the membership card regularly -
though I hardly find time to go there as before.

Something interesting happened this year
when my husband renewed the membership.

I was not told of this, but I can guess the scene-as if I had seen it! :)

When the lady staff saw my 20 year photo in the hands of a septuagenarian
she must have first asked him whether I was his grand daughter. :nono:

Next she must have asked whether I was his daughter. :nono:

When told that I was his wife she promptly told him to affix the latest photo.

After seeing the latest photo she asked him
whether I am / I was a teacher.

One a disciplinarian always a disciplinarian :moony:

and IT SHOWS IN THE FACE. :cool:

September is my lucky month and 5th September is my lucky day.

I will get discount in many shops - even without asking
since every who sees me is sure I am a teacher! :thumb:
 
Weekends are the longest and the most tiring days for those who live abroad

-if they want to keep their house and garden presentable. :washing:

I heard my son's friend telling him that

"We can make up be napping in the office!!" :sleep:

I felt amused and asked "What happens if the boss peeps in?" :rolleyes:

The prompt and perfect answer to my concerned question was

"The boss will not come peeping since he will be napping too!" :rofl:
 
koduku in Telugu means one's son.
My second koduku's second koduku
loves to play with the book on soduku! :)
He will make a bee line to the book shelf
and pull down all the Soduku books correctly.
Till today I do not know whether he recognizes
those books or just pulls down all the yellow books!!! :decision:
 

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