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Tamil Kadi Jokes

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DrBarani

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அண்ணளும் நோக்கினார் அவளும் நோக்கினாள்

வருடம் : 2011

அண்ணளும் Nokiaனார் அவளும் Nokiaனாள்
 

DrBarani

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"நானும், என் மனைவியும் இருபத்து ஐஞ்சு வருஷம் சந்தோஷமா இருந்தோம்!"

"ஏன், என்னஆச்சு அதுக்கப்புறம்?"

"கல்யாணம் ஆயிடுத்து!"
 

DrBarani

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அந்த எலி iit பக்கமே போகாது, ஏன்?
அதுக்கு பொறிஇயல்னா ரொம்ப பயம்


கோவில்லே யானை மட்டும் இருக்கும், சிங்கம் இருக்காது, ஏன்?
சிங்கத்துக்கு மதம் பிடிக்காது
 

DrBarani

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வாயில்லை, பல் இல்லை, ஆனால் கடிக்கும்! அது என்ன?

கை இல்லை, விரல் இல்லை, ஆனால் அடிக்கும்! அது என்ன?

கால் இல்லை, தரை இல்லை, ஆனால் ஓடும்! அது என்ன?

செருப்பு, புயல், Fan
 

DrBarani

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"டாக்டர், எனக்கு வேற மூளை வேணும்!"
"சரி, ஆண் மூளை வேணுமா, பெண் மூளை வேணுமா?"
"என்ன வித்யாசம்?"
"ஆண் மூளை 1000 ரூபாய், பெண் மூளை 8,000 ரூபாய்"
"அநியாகமா இருக்கிறதே! பெண் மூளை ஆண் மூளையை விட பழசாகவேற இருக்கு!"
"ஆமாம், அதனால்தான் விலை அதிகம். அது Used Brain"
 

srinikarthik

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Read these..

In Tamilnadu , there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing
colleges , always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
...... Njoy ............with his......... .....English. ......... .......
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:
------------ -----
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs
please
come here).

# To a boy , angrily:
------------ ---------
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
------------ --------- --
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
------------ --------- --
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
wear
..... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

# Sir at his best:
------------ ---
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late ,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
Cant Stop Laughing. Especially Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Just reminded me of my Maths teacher he used to says, you will be oustanding today (meaning you will be standing out of the class today)
 

DrBarani

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You know, I read somewhere in internet that 80% of the statistics are made up on the spot and attributed to some internet site!
 

DrBarani

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Ladies கிரிக்கட் Spin Bowler பேர் என்ன?

பால திரிப்புர சுந்தரி
 

DrBarani

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சோப் டப்பாலே ஏன் சின்ன சின்ன ஓட்டையா போட்டுருக்காங்க?

ஏன்னா, பெரிய ஓட்டை போட்டா சோப் கீழ விழுந்துடும்
 

DrBarani

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ஏன் ஒரு நொண்டிநாய் AIRTEL ஆபீஸுக்கு போச்சு?

"Sir, I got a Missed கால்"

டெலிபோன் கண்டுபிடிச்சது யார்?

யானை; அதுக்குதான் ஒரிஜினலா Trunkகால் போட தெரியும்
 

DrBarani

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"குன்னக்குடி வயலின் கேட்டீங்களா?"

"கேட்டேன், தரமாட்டேன்னு சொல்லிட்டாரு!"
 

vijiseeni

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Commerce Prof was explaining in detail about debit column, creditcolumn etc in the class, which was rather boring. A last bench student whispered " intha vathiyar sariyana rahu column"
 

H.Krishnamurthy

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One Gentleman was trying for a Job, as per his mother's advice he was applying for all Government offices.
Whenever he see a Government notification in News paper he used to note the address and apply.
He never got a reply for any his application.
Once he saw a tender notification and applied to that dept for a job.
The brahaspathi who was occupying that chair replied him stating that your application is rejected as the same is not in prescribed form besides EMD is not Enclosed along with the application and it was from TN Govt.
Our friend shown this reply to all his friend s and told them
APPLY APPLY NO REPLY CENTRAL GOVT BAD GOVT
APPLY APPLY REPLY TN GOVT Good Govt..
 
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H.Krishnamurthy

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Once a Young kid asked his father 500 rs to join a School Trip.
The kids mother was scared in sending the kid and Father of the Kid was also not interested.
The Kid remembered the Granny's wordings which was For people those who don't get help from others only God alone can help. Bagavane Thunai.
The Kid immediatly took a post card and wrote the entire matter in it and in the Address column it wrote as The God , India.
The post card went all around the country and reached P.M.s office.
Luckily the P.M. saw the card and asked his P.A. to send some 100 rs to the Kid.
The Kid received the money next day noted that it is from P.M.'s office took a post card and wrote
"Dear God Thanks for sending 100 Rs.
I asked for 500 Rs for School tour which is over long back and preserving this money for next year tour.
Note : Please god next time send money directly to me
This P.M. office have knocked 400 Rs and they gave me only 100 Rs. Be Careful....
 

H.Krishnamurthy

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ரெண்டு கிளோஸ் பிரெண்ட்ஸ் . ஒண்ணா வேலைக்கு போயிட்டு ஒண்ணா சாயங்காலம் தண்ணி அடிச்சுட்டு வீட்டுக்கு வரவங்க . ரெண்டு பேர் வீடுமே கிட்ட கிட்ட இருந்துது. தினம் வேலை முடிஞ்சு தண்ணி அடிச்சுட்டு தப்பான வீடு கதவை தட்டி அடி துப்பு வாங்கறவங்க.
ரெண்டு பேர்ல ஒத்தன் கொஞ்சம் புத்திசாலி . அவன் தண்ணி அடிச்சாப்பிறகு சொன்னான் , டேய் தினம் நம்ம பொண்டாட்டி கிட்டே தப்பான வீட்டு கதவை தட்டி திட்டு வாங்கி வெறுத்து போச்சு இன்னிக்கு நான் சொல்ற படி செஞ்சா திட்டு வாங்க வேண்டாம்னு சொன்னான் . இன்னம் ஒத்தனும் சரி ன்னு சொன்னான். modha வீட்டு வாசல் பொய் ரெண்டு பேரும் நின்னு கதவை தட்டினாங்க . உள்ளே இருந்து ஒரு பொம்பளை வந்தவுடன் pudhdhisali சொன்னான் எங்க ரெண்டு பேர்ல யாரு ஒன கணவனோ அவனை உள்ளே இழுத்து கோம்மா innothhan வீடு போகணும் சொன்ன னாம். சரிதானே
 
I am working for an Engg college. Once for the computer lab, one of my student came with half uniform (only the uniform shirt and the pant was a jeans). My lab staff was so angry and scolded him and wrote in the attendance against his name as "present, without pant"
My chemistry attender don't know English. In the instruction class, he told the students to mix the chemicals slowly, otherwise it may lead to an accident, as "Don't pour it, poooooooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrr it"
 

Anu

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A man is having RS 200 but he gave 100Rs each for 4 beggars.

Indha kanakku seriya? thappa?



Seri than... Yenna naalu peruku nallathuna yethuvume thappu illa..
 
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