Jokes

[R.Lakshminarayanan]

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A person landed at Howrah Station asked the passerby
"Sir, how to go to Platform No.16 please"
Passerby: "Go straight turn left and you will be right"
Passenger (Puzzled) : "Beg your pardon"
Passerby: "Otherwise go strsight turn right and you will be left".

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Customer in a Restaurant: "Waiter take away the coffee you have broght; its like mud.
Waiter: "Well it was ground this morning Sir".
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Magistrate to the accused: What are you?
Accused: I am an Electrician Sir.
Magistrate: What are you charged with?
Accused: I am charged with Battery Sir.
Magistrate: O.K. you will be put in dry cell.

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Mr.X in a hotel: Waiter take this tea a fly is floating

Waiter: Let it be Sir how much the fly can drink.

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In a sessions court a donkey came on the verandah and. started braying.
The judge got annoyed and shouted at the lawyer arguing a case
"one thing at atime please"
The lawyer replied back
"Sir I have already concluded my argument and you are
pronouncing judgement."

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[Brahmanyan]

Tongue in Cheek!

I give below a message forwarded to me recently,
Enjoy.
Brahmanyan,
Bangalore.


Tongue in Cheek!

1. What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?

Einstein said that everything is relative whereas Karunanidhi says that relative is everything


2. Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent to Olympics?

Because anyone who can run,jump or swim, has already crossed the border of the country

3. Why did UPA Government demonetise 25 paise coins?

They could not manage one Anna, how could they manage four annas?

4. 100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a government that listens to us.

5. Vote for Baba Ramdev. He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.

6. Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD,
for short.

7. Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense. Other days, he is silent.

8. I really don’t understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem.
Chemically speaking, it’s a solution.

9. A documentary on Air India’s planes – Saare Zameen Par.