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Funny Things !!!

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FUNNY OFFICIAL LETTERS :


employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave.
:rain:

This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the first haircut ceremony of his
10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days"


Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and
an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past
several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am
applying for the post.
 
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