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Beating the employment 'trap; enjoy it…

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate is our Ramaswamy.

Bill Gates: “Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.”

2000 people leave the room.

Ramaswamy says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates: “Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.”

2000 people leave the room.

Ramaswamy says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: “Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.”

500 people leave the room.

Ramaswamy says to himself,'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Ramaswamy says to himself,'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language..'

Calmly, Ramaswamy turns to the other candidate and says 'Endha ooru? (which is your native place)

The other candidate answers…Thoothukudi pakkam ' (near to tuticorin)
 
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