Think or sink!

I found a bunch of new (old) proverbs!
They will start to appear here soon.
May be they will also get included in the blog
East Meets West with suitable cartoons later! :)
I had always wished to round off the total to 2000!
 
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Poor Indian grandfather who became popular for the wrong reasons! :tsk:
 
The name is Yoga Pants and most of those who wear them

have never gone anywhere near a yoga center or a Yoga Guru! :rolleyes:

The name is India is Leggings and the name should have been Uglings!!! :yuck:

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One fine day (?) when I was convalescing after the recent two-way violent volcanic eruption activity a mysterious man called on our phone.

He said that we have been SELECTED to receive an offer for unlimited music movies and games.

I know nothing ever comes for free.

But he assured that it was just an offer and we can either accept it or decline it.

He insisted on sending me the details be an e mail. He also gave a toll free helpline number.

We are two old people with no time or interest for music or movies. As for playing video games it is impossible at this age.

Though we did not opt for the plan, though we did not use the plan, we have been charged for the plan in January's telephone bill.

The name of the plan suits the Hungama created by the plan!

MORAL:

Whenever someone speaks with the speed of the A.K.47 and offers you anything free just keep saying "NO! NO! NO!" until you can hang up or he does - out of sheer frustration.

YES NOTHING ever comes to us free except common cold and migraine! :rolleyes:
 
Now ...THIS is real news!!!

[h=3]Gujarat's Modi temple isn't the first shrine to the PM: UP village already has one[/h]Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Wednesday expressed his shock that some residents of Rajkot in his home state of Gujarat had decided to built a temple dedicated to him. In a series of tweets, Modi said that the gesture is "against India's great traditions" and he appealed to his fans to instead devote their time and resources to "fulfilling our dream of a Clean India". Bhagwanpur village in Uttar Pradesh’s Kaushambi district beat them to it.

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Braving the extreme encounters with little green men with antennae??? :cool:

[h=3]This woman wants to live and die on Mars—and 200,000 others would gladly take her place[/h]Dina was born in Iraq, lives in the US, and may end her life on Mars. In a video made for the Guardian by Stateless Media, Dina (whose last name isn’t given) and two other hopefuls—one from the UK, one from Mozambique—discuss love, sex, and death on Mars. Dina is 29 now, but she’ll be nearing 40 by the time of the Mars mission’s planned launch in 2024.

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WHY NOT??? Riding on the popularity wave is the easiest way to win! :first:

[h=3]AAP eyes Mumbai municipal polls[/h]After the landslide victory in Delhi Assembly elections, the Arvind Kejriwal-led Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) is zeroing in on Mumbai, where the civic body – one of the biggest and richest in the world – goes to polls in 2017. The elections to the Municipal Corporation of Greater Mumbai (MCGM) or the Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation (BMC), as it is known popularly, is always a keenly contested battle and is currently controlled by the Shiv Sena, with the help of BJP.

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Enjoyable rape ??? :faint:

Ex-tennis champ allegedly told victim 'rape is enjoyable'

Australian-born former tennis champion Bob Hewitt who is standing trial for rape and sexual assault in South Africa allegedly told one of his victims "rape is enjoyable", a court heard. The woman told the court Hewitt, 75, assaulted her during a private tennis lesson when she was a teenager in the early 1990s. The former doubles champion, whose wife has attended court with him, is facing two charges of rape and one of indecent assault during the 1980s and 1990s. Hewitt won numerous Grand Slam events during his career in the 1960s and 1970s and was named to the International Tennis Hall of Fame in 1992.

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What MK Gandhi said (or attributed to him) about rape is also bizarre!
Visalakshi Ramani said:
Enjoyable rape ??? :faint:

Ex-tennis champ allegedly told victim 'rape is enjoyable'

Australian-born former tennis champion Bob Hewitt who is standing trial for rape and sexual assault in South Africa allegedly told one of his victims "rape is enjoyable", a court heard. The woman told the court Hewitt, 75, assaulted her during a private tennis lesson when she was a teenager in the early 1990s. The former doubles champion, whose wife has attended court with him, is facing two charges of rape and one of indecent assault during the 1980s and 1990s. Hewitt won numerous Grand Slam events during his career in the 1960s and 1970s and was named to the International Tennis Hall of Fame in 1992.

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