Think or sink!

[Visalakshi Ramani]

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The wonder hair care oil is supposed to
stop the hair fall, make the hair grow thicker
and make the white hair turn black!!!
What more can a person ask for?
Well the oil seems to work for persons
much more older than me but NOT for me!!!
Can it be due the small bulb
which burns of the top of the head
when we think too much or too seriously
which uses the pigment for the heat energy???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Men who grow bald in the front are thinkers.

Men who grow bald in the back are intelligent.

Men who grow bald in the front and the back

THINK THAT they are intelligent.

What about the person bald all over???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

He is not sure whether :decision:

he is a thinker or an intelligent person.

So he keeps pulling out the hair on the sides

until his dense dome glows like a well oiled globe!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Children rule the world!
They decide with 100% certainty
what they want to wear,
what they want to eat,
what they want to do,
where they want to go...
They also decide what
the other should wear, eat and do. :moony:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Girls will rather share their
food, toys, bugs and their eggs
with their friends than with their siblings! :tsk:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Waiting is something unknown to children.

Everything should happen NOW!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Oh Lovely graceful and gentle lady! :rip:



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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Burping is to be shun! :bolt:

But these pictures are fun!



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[Visalakshi Ramani]

The all-freshener pudina!!!



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[Visalakshi Ramani]

From a hero ... to a zero???



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[Visalakshi Ramani]

The shortest route to the greatest popularity???
Be a Look alike of a celebrity!!!



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[Visalakshi Ramani]

A Couch potato itself repelling!!!
A couch crocodile?? :faint:


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[Visalakshi Ramani]

campaigning for or against??? :noidea:




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[Visalakshi Ramani]

Is this an indirect promise to bring in the wealth stored in the foreign banks???



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[Visalakshi Ramani]

kangaNam katti kondu :high5:

kothaavil iRangi irukkkiraargaL! :fencing:

Deviyin Rakshaiyoo??? :noidea:

sivappu niRathil!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

After being in power for a full decade

and knowing the needs of the people

NOTHING was done towards those.

Now we are promised :kev:

the Sun, the Stars, :blabla:

the Moon and the Mars! :blah:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Define an Alarm clock!:clock:

It is a device used by the people

who do not have small children at home.:Cry:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Kids are like larks.
The sleep early and wake up early.
When they grow up they become owls.
The stay awake late at night and feel sleepy all day!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Paper in different textures is indispensable in USA. :high5:

It is used at both the ends of the food passage!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Making yogurt and Idli dough is a challenge here.

We need the application of electicity in subtle arrangements.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Deep frying is interesting.
The slotted ladle is of the same diameter
as the deep vessel used for frying.
Plug in and put the things to be fried over the ladle.
When fried just lift the ladle and the let
the oil drip down without any fuss or any mess.

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A double damaaka!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

LIFE goes on! :bowl:

So also the threads!!! :bump2:

Whether anybody here

takes part or shuns,

contributes or kiLaRufies,

disturbs or confuses,

everything keeps going on!!! :bowl:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A two-in-one-person unless an original Gemini is very dangerous. :fear:

He can be an nonagenarian with a sister < 10 years of age!!! :wacko:

He can be an nonagenarian who has to dye his hair to make it white!!! :dizzy:

I look and I am certainly gullible but I am not a dumbo!!! :moony:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The little boy is a multilingual darling.

He is soft spoken, friendly and calm.

But he delayed a fully booked flight

from taking off at the scheduled time!!!

The reason???

He is a lap baby and does not get a wear a seat belt.

Every other person in the fight wore a seat belt

and was buckled up safely for the take off.

He brought down the roof of the plane and would NOT allow the flight to take off.

ONLY AFTER he got to wear the belt used by the air hostess for demonstration

the flight was allowed to took off.

Saadhu miraNdaal kaadu koLLaathu!