Think or sink!

Visalakshi Ramani said:
Thank god for keeping the arithmetic correct :preggers:

giving the necessary gap of nine months!!! :rolleyes:
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If I were God I would cut down the gestational period to 3 months and shift the labour pains to the biological father of the child. In cases where the husband is not the biological father..the husband will have temporary amnesia so that he would not be aware what happened and gain back memory to think that the child is actually his!LOL

And I also will make the baby get up and walk within a few minutes of birth and eat and sleep normal adult pattern so that mother can get some rest.Then the mothers body goes into auto contraception mode that no pregnancy in the next 3 years and maximum 2 pregnancies allowed to keep a tab on population.

No menopause and no andropause too.

How nice if I were God I could redesign a human being!LOL
 
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renuka said:
If I were God I would cut down the gestational period to 3 months and shift the labour pains to the biological father of the child. In cases where the husband is not the biological father..the husband will have temporary amnesia so that he would not be aware what happened and gain back memory to think that the child is actually his!LOL
And I also will make the baby get up and walk within a few minutes of birth and eat and sleep normal adult pattern so that mother can get some rest.Then the mothers body goes into auto contraception mode that no pregnancy in the next 3 years and maximum 2 pregnancies allowed to keep a tab on population.

No menopause and no andropause too.

How nice if I were God I could redesign a human being!LOL
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Oh boy! Dear Renu!

I am sure many readers are happy that you are not the god!!!

Aren't most of the readers men anyway??? :rolleyes:

As for the males having the labor pains

already the seahorses are having it.

More men will be having amnesia on and off! :loco:

More of Other men will be having inexplicable labor pains!!!

Aren't the mothers getting more rest now

with all the modern gadgets to help them?

Do you really think they need more rest? :couch2:

Any plans for the helping the guys and girls

to find suitable partners more quickly Oh God??? :hail:
 
Visalakshi Ramani said:
Annaath bhavanti bhoothani!!!



10 lifestyle choices linked to cancer

Breast cancer cases are rising every year. Could modern lifestyle choices be the cause for it? Risk factors
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Can exercise reduce cancer risks?

Those who exercise regularly have a lower cancer risk. A protective effect has been observed among cancer patients who were pysically active. Colon cancer patients who walked for150 minutes a week lowered their risk of death by 42 percent... Dr.Michael petit.M.D.,:peace::peep:
 
P.s. Narasimhan said:
Can exercise reduce cancer risks?

Those who exercise regularly have a lower cancer risk. A protective effect has been observed among cancer patients who were pysically active. Colon cancer patients who walked for150 minutes a week lowered their risk of death by 42 percent... Dr.Michael petit.M.D.,:peace::peep:
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I feel that if they had started walking earlier

they could have avoided the trouble in the colon!!!

Movements helps a lot to keep all the body parts woking in order!
 
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Eureka!

One way of silencing the relentless little voice

bothering inside us is to de-link.. detach!!! :bolt:
 
The Man and the Serpent

Aesop

A countryman's son by accident trod upon a serpent's tail, which turned and bit him so that he died. The father in a rage got his ax, and pursuing the serpent, cut off part of its tail. So the serpent in revenge began stinging several of the farmer's cattle and caused him severe loss. Well, the farmer thought it best to make it up with the serpent, and brought food and honey to the mouth of its lair, and said to it, "Let's forget and forgive. Perhaps you were right to punish my son, and take vengeance on my cattle, but surely I was right in trying to revenge him. Now that we are both satisfied, why should not we be friends again?"
"No, no," said the serpent. "Take away your gifts. You can never forget the death of your son, nor I the loss of my tail.

Injuries may be forgiven, but not forgotten.

I bet the are neither forgiven not forgotten.

One honest and genuine doubt...!!!!

Is there any rule that there can be ONLY one cow in the entire world???

Can't there be more than one cow at any time and a more holier one too???
 
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Visalakshi Ramani said:
There is no such award as on today! :(
I thought the upper limit of smilies was 4 in anypost!
How did you manage to smuggle in so many in one post??? :shocked:
Probably you drove the P.C nuts!!! :)
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If there is no such reward as on today, I would suggest to Mr.Praveen to immediatly introduce one such award. An award in the name of men is discriminatory towards womenfolk. 2. I dont know anything about upper or lower limit of smilies in any post. Propably as you said I might have driven the P.C. nuts.
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Is there any rule that there can be ONLY one cow in the entire world???

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Dear VR ji,

What is this with cows?? Last time you wrote you prefer to be a cow..now you are asking if theer can only be one cow?? I am confused!
BTW have you see the Cartoon Cow and Chicken..there the Cow has a secret identity..she becomes a Super Cow from time to time.

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P.s. Narasimhan said:
If there is no such reward as on today, I would suggest to Mr.Praveen to immediatly introduce one such award. An award in the name of men is discriminatory towards womenfolk. 2. I dont know anything about upper or lower limit of smilies in any post. Propably as you said I might have driven the P.C. nuts.
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I have reached the level where I can see a person

as an Aatman without relating to his/her gender.

So being called a king/ queen or Avvai paatti

hardly matters to me any more. :)

When i include more than 4smilies by mistake

the P.C. says I am allowed to include only 4 smilies.

I am surprised that it allowed you to include half a dozen!

P.S

I am apprehensive of the people who bring in

the name of the owner of the forum

on every pretext to show their selvaakku(?)

Our job is to write ... not rub shoulders with the owner.

Am I correct sir???
 
renuka said:
Is there any rule that there can be ONLY one cow in the entire world???

Can't there be more than one cow at any time and a more holier one too???
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Dear VR ji,

What is this with cows?? Last time you wrote you prefer to be a cow..now you are asking if theer can only be one cow?? I am confused!
BTW have you see the Cartoon Cow and Chicken..there the Cow has a secret identity..she becomes a Super Cow from time to time.

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dear Renu,

I am surprised how wrong people can become

when it comes to thinking straight! :laser:

I had said that if I had to choose between being a cow or a cobra,

I will rather be a cow and get kicked around by the ignorant.

DOES THIS mean that someone else

AUTOMATICALLY becomes a cobra?? :shocked:

So because of this extrapolation by fertile minds with unlimited imagination

I actually got kicked (verbally) four times in less than 16 hours

(incuding the 8 hours of beauty sleep)

on my wedding day and listened to an L.P. of "enna? enna? enna?"

for 45 minutes non stop - since it was my 45th wedding day.

Thank God! It was not my 60th wedding day! :party:

In that case the music would have gone on for one full hour!:rolleyes:
 

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