A frequent flier fell in love with the most beautiful
air hostess that ever existed.
It was a love-at-first-sight.
They married in pomp and show.
The day after the wedding,
When it was time for the breakfast...
he wanted her instead of it.
When it was lunch time...
he wanted her instead of it.
By the evening he felt so famished, tired and weak
and craved for a good, steaming hot, square meal! :hungry:
When he went home, he found her waiting
on his bed with a come-hither-smile! :dizzy:
She said in the sweetest voice
"Dinner served!" meaning herself! :faint: