Think or sink!

As soon as the second car (a second hand car ) arrived :car:

the first car decided to go on strike :lock1:

by draining all its battery charge overnight!!! :pout:

Was the aatma of the old car good since

it waited till a replacement arrived???

OR

Was the aatma of the old car bad since it became jealous

and went on a non cooperation movement??? :noidea:
 
Have you come across a Bruhaspati
who woud do sankalpam six times in a row ...

since it is the only mantra he knows
with several flaws and faults??? :moony:

Have you come across a karta
who is not even aware of the fact that...

he is made to go round and round in
the proverbial gunduch chatti??? :frusty:
 
If a Punyaaka vachanam is so grand,
how grand will be the aayush homam
performed by this Bruhaspati??? :wacko:

At this state of affairs, he want to perform
the aayush homan with a promise to
live telecast it in the Skype!!! :faint:
 
The first impression is always the best impression. :first:

I remember how he was winding round the thread

on the kalasam on his very first visit. :rolleyes:

The reel was rolled with vigor on the neck of the kalasam.

When I pointed out to him that usually the threads form

lovely diamond patterns on the body of the kalasam,

he went wild and turned red with anger. :mad2:

He complained about me to his senior.

"Mami is saying that we should have diamonds on the kalasam!"
as if I were asking him to stud the kalasam with real diamonds. :whoo:
 
I used to wonder at the extra bump on his head (rettai mandai??)

which does not go well with his scanty knowledge.

But today I understood its significance.

Despite all the odds he is still making a living

out of his ignorance and his lack of Sanskrit knowledge

SUCCESSFULLY as a Bruhaspati !!!:clap2:
 
If he is guilty of all the shenanigans reported, the extra bump on the head is probably a tumour pressing on the neural circuits pertinent to intellligence?

But the bump has not increased in its size at least in the past 15 years or so!!! :)

Thank you for teaching me a new word today! :thumb:

Shenanigan = Deception or tomfoolery on the part of carnival stand operators.
 
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