Take pride in the number and fatality of the road accidents.
Vehicles unfit for travel,
Buses with gaping holes at the bottom,
Drivers under intoxication,
Drivers hooked to mobile phones,
Drivers with poor/ low vision,
Conductors who stuff people like the proverbial puLi moottai inside the bus
The handsome heroes who believe in foot board travels,
The middle aged mamas daring to board running buses
You may add the other clauses yourself
as I am feeling out of breath!