As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on...Woody Allen
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.Woody Allen
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down...Woody Allen
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down...Robert Benchley
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Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.....William Shakespeare![]()
Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice; take each man's censure but reserve thy judgement.....William Shakespeare
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.