Here and there, everywhere

[somanathan Iyer]

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YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

 

[somanathan Iyer]

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

 

[somanathan Iyer]

PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker
provided by Nature.

 

[somanathan Iyer]

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

 

[Brahmanyan]

Fascinating facts.

1. A hill by name "AYERS ROCK" in South Australia changes its colour everyday and in every season.
2. A peculiar animal called "CUTTLE FISH" has three hearts.
3. A bat named "VAMPIRE BAT" feeds on blood.
4. A rat called "KANGAROO RAT" never drinks water in its life.
5. Certain peculiar type of bugs called "BACK SWIMMERS" swim upside down.
6. A peculiar species of sea fish called "CAT FISH" keeps its eggs in its mouth.
7. A lizard namely "HORNED TOAD" squirts blood from its eyes.
8. A family of mammals called "SLOTHS" spend their lives upside down.
9. The largest flying bird is the "AFRICAN OSTRICH" which weighs 133 kilograms.

Dear Sri Iyer,

Fascinating facts indeed.

I wish to add No:10 to the above list.

10. An elected MLA (Member of Legislative Assembly) in Tamil Nadu never attends the Assembly,
but gets his allowance and others privileges.

Regards,
Brahmanyan,
Bangalore.

 

[valli]

Dear S. Iyer

1. A hill by name "AYERS ROCK" in South Australia changes its colour everyday and in every season.

This is a very wrong 'fact'. 'Ayers rock' is not in South Australia, it is in Northern Territory.

It would be good if you check the facts before presenting them. If it is not your facts, please cite the link.

Thanks.

 

[N.R.Ranganathan]

Mr.Somanathan.

You have posted only one episode from Chandokya upanishad, that is the
example of salt. The upanishad explains the unknown through the example of
known. The aphorism or mahavaakya ' tat tvam asi ' is explained there seven
times. Thanks