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Notice in a Hotel in Uttarkhand on the Highway:
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing, please not to read this notice.
Notice in an Elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During the time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In the Hotel Lobby:
1. Please leave your values at the front desk.
2. Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours 9 and 11 daily.
3. You are adviced to take advantage of the chamber maid whenever needed.
At a Laundry in Chandigarh:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
At a hotel in Chorwad - the birth place of Ambanis:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of opposite sex in the rooms, it is requested that the lobby be used for the purpose.
In a heritage Hotel in Junagadh in Gujarat:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.
In a resort in the Rann of Kutch, Gujarat.:
Would you like to ride on your own ass? Come to us we have the best.
In a Baruch Hotel, Gujarat:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Enjoy.
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing, please not to read this notice.
Notice in an Elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During the time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In the Hotel Lobby:
1. Please leave your values at the front desk.
2. Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours 9 and 11 daily.
3. You are adviced to take advantage of the chamber maid whenever needed.
At a Laundry in Chandigarh:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
At a hotel in Chorwad - the birth place of Ambanis:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of opposite sex in the rooms, it is requested that the lobby be used for the purpose.
In a heritage Hotel in Junagadh in Gujarat:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.
In a resort in the Rann of Kutch, Gujarat.:
Would you like to ride on your own ass? Come to us we have the best.
In a Baruch Hotel, Gujarat:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Enjoy.
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