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[P.J.]

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பொதுவான பொய்கள்..! (ஒரு பார்வை)

டீ கடைகாரர்:
இப்ப போட்ட வடை தான் சார். .


( Tea Shop wala; Vada prepared just a few minutes before )

மெடிக்கல் ஷாப் :
பேரு தான் வேற , இது அதைவிட நல்ல மருந்து .. .


Medical Shop man : only name is different, but this one better...




பள்ளிசெல்லும் குழந்தை :
வயிறு வலிக்கிற மாதிரி இருக்கும்மா .. .

School going child: Feeling pain in the stomach!!





ரியல் எஸ்டேட் செய்பவர் :
பத்து அடி ஆழத்துல நல்ல தண்ணி, பக்கத்துலையே ரிங் ரோடு வருது , IT பார்க் வருது ..

Real Estate owner: within 10 feet sweet drinking water, Ring toad, IT park is coming!!



காய்கறி கடையில்:
காலைல பறிச்ச காய் தான்..

Vegetable Vendor: Plucked only in the morning Sir


Sales Rep :
இன்னையோட இந்த offer முடிகிறது சார் ..

Sales representative: This offer closes today...


பஸ் கண்டக்டர்: வழில எங்கயும் நிக்காது , பாயிண்ட் டு பாயிண்ட்.. சில்ற இல்லமா...

Bus Conductor: point to point, don't get into bus without change, no change with me..




நண்பன்:
உனக்கு கண்டிப்பா ட்ரீட் வைக்கிறேன் மச்சி..!


Friend: Sure, i will give you treat Machi!!!




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[renuka]

One more lie..husband telling wife :your cooking today is extra delicious.

 

[Raji Ram]

How about this?

Wife tells husband: I am elated that your parents are visiting us!! :lie:

 

[renuka]

Another lie..clicking LIKE to some posts!LOL

 

[Raji Ram]

Customer: Hey! Why this vadai's taste is horrible?

Server: It can't be, Sir! This is from the SAME batch of vadais which you found very tasty, yesterday!

Customer: :dizzy:

 

[Raji Ram]

Another lie..clicking LIKE to some posts!LOL

Dear Renu,

Hence I never tell a lie!! :lol:

 

[P.J.]

Newly married Husband at Dusk to his wife: you look like an Angel .....Devathai..

 

[renuka]

Newly married Husband at Dusk to his wife: you look like an Angel .....Devathai..

A lie that can only be said once: Newly married wife to husband on wedding night.."I am a Virgin"

 

[renuka]

Dear Renu,

Hence I never tell a lie!! :lol:

Dear RR ji,

Sometimes I have no idea why I click LIKE to some posts..just like to click LIKE.

 

[Raji Ram]

..... Sometimes I have no idea why I click LIKE to some posts..just like to click LIKE.

Hence I got many likes from you! :becky:

 

[krish44]

A lie that can only be said once: Newly married wife to husband on wedding night.."I am a Virgin"

This reminds me of a honest lady who said she was a virgin on all days of her life except one day to her new husband

 

[renuka]

I have lied to my mother but I have never ever lied to my mother in law!

I wonder why?

Cos I guess becos we keep saying Yes Yes to mother and keep saying No No to Mother In Law!

Most "Yes" are lies but "No" is always the truth.

 

[munsaamy]

A lie that can only be said once: Newly married wife to husband on wedding night.."I am a Virgin"

That is not true. It can be said a few times. They won't be considered as lies either.

 

[krish44]

there is something called gross family happiness . truth can be a casuality in the noble cause of family happiness . there can never be a harsh yes or no . there is also the option of 'may be. we can resort to it and have a more happy life.

 

[Raji Ram]

there is something called gross family happiness . truth can be a casuality in the noble cause of family happiness . there can never be a harsh yes or no . there is also the option of 'may be. we can resort to it and have a more happy life.

This is what Ram calls 'Kamaraj style'! Sri. Kamaraj is famous for his 'pAkkalAm' (let me see) !

 

[renuka]

That is not true. It can be said a few times. They won't be considered as lies either.

yes..you are right..to different people at different times and at different locations!LOL

 

[munsaamy]

yes..you are right..to different people at different times and at different locations!LOL

Not really. To the same person, same location. My point is, there is no lie at all. Virginity can be repeated.

 

[renuka]

Not really. To the same person, same location. My point is, there is no lie at all. Virginity can be repeated.

???

Deleting the stored data and then auto renewal??

 

[sushi55]

Renu, that was a good one 'to ffierent people, different ...' that was really a very different comment.

My today's lie ' I liked all the original post as well as all the comments'

( poster or commenter can take the way they want to take.. poster = one who posts is a poster like one who paints is a painter = same way commenter too)

 

[P.J.]

When going to see the Girl ( Pen Parkacha)

Father of the Girl
our daughter only made Jojji and Bajji!!! he he he

Boy ( who has come to see the girl ) : it tastes very good!!!! he he he

 

[munsaamy]

???

Deleting the stored data and then auto renewal??

No. Neeye oru kedi! It is nice to see question marks from you. Answer is simple, but can't write here. When I eventually get PM, I will send you the answer.