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Capitalism explained.
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Indian Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You have ten families who need milk and Dahi for nutrition and ghee for the yajna performed by pundits among the family members.
You import a bull of original sindhi breed from Pakistan (because transportation cost through the Attari border is just one tenth of importing the Jersey variety) and let it loose among the cows.
The cows are happy with what they got and are on the way to get a large family.
There is a roar outside your house.
It is the pundits who wanted the bulls to be sent back to Pakistan as they did not want their gomatha to be defiled.
They said they will fast(they were anyway starving) unto death.
There comes another group shouting slogans against the import and promising to build a temple for the original pure cows as the cows have already been defiled by the bull brought from across the border.
Both the groups go about collecting funds to fight the forthcoming election.
The election becomes a tense one with both sides almost getting equal number of seats.
One of the calves in the stable is missing one day. There is a rumour that it has ended up in the stomachs of "milechas" as kosher or halal meat as the calves themselves shook their head in approval to slaughter them when the relevant chant was made before them.
There was a big debate that night in Times Now TV channel on who ate the best part of the slaughtered calf-whether it was the pundits or the milechas. Arnab Goswami said that India was going to get a new Government by cows.
Subramanian Swamy was preparing to file a suit in the Supreme court against the Bull.
When the latest news came it is found that the cows have become more in number than the human population and they were planning to form the Government.
You have two cows.
You have ten families who need milk and Dahi for nutrition and ghee for the yajna performed by pundits among the family members.
You import a bull of original sindhi breed from Pakistan (because transportation cost through the Attari border is just one tenth of importing the Jersey variety) and let it loose among the cows.
The cows are happy with what they got and are on the way to get a large family.
There is a roar outside your house.
It is the pundits who wanted the bulls to be sent back to Pakistan as they did not want their gomatha to be defiled.
They said they will fast(they were anyway starving) unto death.
There comes another group shouting slogans against the import and promising to build a temple for the original pure cows as the cows have already been defiled by the bull brought from across the border.
Both the groups go about collecting funds to fight the forthcoming election.
The election becomes a tense one with both sides almost getting equal number of seats.
One of the calves in the stable is missing one day. There is a rumour that it has ended up in the stomachs of "milechas" as kosher or halal meat as the calves themselves shook their head in approval to slaughter them when the relevant chant was made before them.
There was a big debate that night in Times Now TV channel on who ate the best part of the slaughtered calf-whether it was the pundits or the milechas. Arnab Goswami said that India was going to get a new Government by cows.
Subramanian Swamy was preparing to file a suit in the Supreme court against the Bull.
When the latest news came it is found that the cows have become more in number than the human population and they were planning to form the Government.
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