Are you not ashamed ?

Judge : ( addressing the accused ) Are you not ashamed to indulge in winking at girls ? You must be around 80 yrs of age.
The country is going to dogs !
Accused : My lord ! It is true that I winked at girls . That was when I was 20 year old. The case has come up for hearing only now !

Judge: Case adjourned. Next hearing in about a year.
Accused: Thanks, my Lord. I am already hard of hearing. The next hearing may hear about my total loss of hearing.
 
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