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CAUTION: MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT EATING OR DRINKING WHEN READING THIS! I WAS DRINKING TEA AND SPURTED AND SPIFFED TEA ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND HAD TO *&%$ CLEAN UP!!!
and send it to yr mallu friends.....
Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram.
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press
myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and
six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working
hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good
batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other
batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a
lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly
gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That
is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can
come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So
I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing
myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into
your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving
you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the
gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and
press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for
your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours, Kutty kunju.
and send it to yr mallu friends.....
Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram.
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press
myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and
six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working
hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good
batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other
batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a
lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly
gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That
is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can
come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So
I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing
myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into
your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving
you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the
gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and
press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for
your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours, Kutty kunju.
