PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Azharuddin: "I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know...."
Deve Gowda :"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken ??? Thanks, I'll have it later !! mm.. snooore... .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
George Fernandes: "I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!"
Mulayam: "I demand a 50% reservation of the road forthe chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned"
Abdul Kalam: "Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... Please tell me why? They crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ...."
Advani: "I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."
Vatal Nagaraj: "No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!".
Bal Thackarey: "Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road".
Jayalalithaa: "From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi . He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTO".
Karunanidhi : “Chicken was forced to cross the road as the “Paarpana Chickens” was refusing it’s share of feed. 50% of the feed should be reserved for all OBC chickens”
Mamta Banerjee: "Ib I'm made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill chee that chickans will trable by train... no cross road anymoore!".
A.K Antony: "Zimmmmply! ...that's a question you should ask Karunakuran...Heee, heee."
Amitabh Bachhan: "The chicken has crossed the road?..are you sure..very sure ... really sure... confident ..."
Sonia Gandhi: "That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government. The Government should own moral responsibility and resign!!!"
Venkaiah Naidu: "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
H.S.Surjeet: "We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..."
Maneka Gandhi: "Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens ..."
Salman Khan: "I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional... It was accidental (Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity (Hic!)".
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.