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The Tamil Brahmin influence on Google's Search Engine

praveen

Life is a dream
Staff member
What if Google search engine was a TamBram. Here is a small take on common search queries with Tamil Brahmin influence. Just for fun.


Search: Starbucks locations around me.
Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi.

Search: Hair-cutting saloons near me.
Google: Today is Friday; go tomorrow!

Search: Hindu baby names?
Google: If it's a boy, Thatha peru; if girl, Paatti peru.

Search: How to travel the world in Rs 10 lakhs?
Google: World travel a ! Shut up! Put Rs 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining Rs 5 lakhs buy gold!

Search: Career options
Google: Engineering + MS, Engineering + MBA or CA.

Search: What would be a good Holiday destination?
Google: Mama's house or Athai's house.

Search: Healthy food.
Google: Thayir Saadham.

Search: Recipe for chicken 65?
Google: Error 404. Not found!

Search: What's special in December?
Google: Katcheris & Kolam.

Search: Name some swear words.
Google: Abhistoo, Saniyan, Kadangaara, Bhrummahathi...

Search: Suggest some Restaurants.
Google: Innikku ammavasai. Have palaharam at home.

Search: Lyrics for latest film song?
Google: Song lyrics a? Modalla idhai kathukko, "Vishwam Vishnur Vashatkaro"...

Search: Suggest Grooms.
Google: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA?

Search: Best wedding destinations in the world
Google: No weddings in Aadi Maasam.

Search: Travel time to destination.
Google: It's Raahu Kalam now. Leave after 09.30.

Search: Name some interesting hobbies?
Google: Carnatic music and Bharatnatyam.

Search: Cause for nail infection.
Google: No cutting nails on Friday. Or after 6 pm on other days.

Search: Legal marriageable age for boys?
Google: Poonal pottacha?

Search: Menu ideas for parties
Google: vethakozhambu and sutta applam.

Search: Supplements for development of brain.
Google: Vendakka.

Search: Cool slangs to address peers.
Google: For men - Maama and women - Maami.

Search: Latest fashion.
Google: Madisar and Panchakacham. If children are abroad, mukka pant and T Shirt.



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gochand

New member
What if Google search engine was a TamBram. Here is a small take on common search queries with Tamil Brahmin influence. Just for fun.


Search: Starbucks locations around me.
Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi.

Search: Hair-cutting saloons near me.
Google: Today is Friday; go tomorrow!

Search: Hindu baby names?
Google: If it's a boy, Thatha peru; if girl, Paatti peru.

Search: How to travel the world in Rs 10 lakhs?
Google: World travel a ! Shut up! Put Rs 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining Rs 5 lakhs buy gold!

Search: Career options
Google: Engineering + MS, Engineering + MBA or CA.

Search: What would be a good Holiday destination?
Google: Mama's house or Athai's house.

Search: Healthy food.
Google: Thayir Saadham.

Search: Recipe for chicken 65?
Google: Error 404. Not found!

Search: What's special in December?
Google: Katcheris & Kolam.

Search: Name some swear words.
Google: Abhistoo, Saniyan, Kadangaara, Bhrummahathi...

Search: Suggest some Restaurants.
Google: Innikku ammavasai. Have palaharam at home.

Search: Lyrics for latest film song?
Google: Song lyrics a? Modalla idhai kathukko, "Vishwam Vishnur Vashatkaro"...

Search: Suggest Grooms.
Google: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA?

Search: Best wedding destinations in the world
Google: No weddings in Aadi Maasam.

Search: Travel time to destination.
Google: It's Raahu Kalam now. Leave after 09.30.

Search: Name some interesting hobbies?
Google: Carnatic music and Bharatnatyam.

Search: Cause for nail infection.
Google: No cutting nails on Friday. Or after 6 pm on other days.

Search: Legal marriageable age for boys?
Google: Poonal pottacha?

Search: Menu ideas for parties
Google: vethakozhambu and sutta applam.

Search: Supplements for development of brain.
Google: Vendakka.

Search: Cool slangs to address peers.
Google: For men - Maama and women - Maami.

Search: Latest fashion.
Google: Madisar and Panchakacham. If children are abroad, mukka pant and T Shirt.



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as received via email.


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Excellent. thanks for sharing
 
Well said of pseudo ப்ராஹ்மனாள் of this கலிகாலம். Presently, the other communities are more in following the tradition, than ப்ராஹ்மனாள்.
 

renuka

Gold Member
Gold Member
Search Hair cutting saloons near me.
Google: Today is Friday; go tomorrow


Search: Cause for nail infection.
Google: No cutting nails on Friday. Or after 6 pm on other days.



Search: How to travel the world in Rs 10 lakhs?
Google: World travel a ! Shut up! Put Rs 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining Rs 5 lakhs buy gold!


These 3 are common in non brahmins too in my country
Friday is a strict NO NO to cut hair and also one cant cut hair on the day of the week they were born..for eg if one was born on a wednesday, one should not cut hair on a wednesday too besides the mandatory not cutting hair on Friday.

Then the Fixed deposit and buying gold is a big thing too
 

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