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Superb Response

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I would like to see these sort of response in this forum also Jambu:clap2:


> *These two responses are superb: *
> This policeman was being cross-
> examined by a defence attorney during
> a felony trial.
> *The lawyer was trying to undermine the *
> *police officer's credibility...
> Q: 'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
> **A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
> description of the offender, running several blocks away.' *
> *Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
> **A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' *
> *Q: 'A fellow officer provided the *
> *description of this so-called offender. *
> *Do you trust your fellow officers?'
> **A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' *
> *Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this *
> *then officer. Do you have a room where *
> *you change your clothes in preparation *
> *for your daily duties?'
> **A: 'Yes sir, we do!' *
> *Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
> **A: 'Yes sir, I do.' *
> *Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
> **A: 'Yes sir.' *
> *Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your *
> *fellow **officers with your life, you find it *
> *necessary to lock **your locker in a room you *
> *share with these same o**fficers?'
> **A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building *
> *with the court complex, and sometimes *
> *lawyers have been known to walk through *
> *that room.'
> The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a *
> *prompt recess was called. *
> *The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best
> Comeback' line.*
> * Now here’s one from General Schwarzkopf *

> In a recent interview,
> General Norman Schwarzkopf
> was asked if he thought
> there was room for forgiveness
> toward the people who have harbored
> and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated
> the 9/11 attacks on America.
> His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.
> The General said: *

> *“I believe that forgiving them is God's function.
> **
> OUR job is to arrange the meeting” *[/FONT]

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