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Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Here are some more on similar lines. (But why drag poor Newton's name here?)

1. When you wait for a bus plying on Route No.27, plenty of buses with Route No.27 board will start plying in the opposite direction.

2. You go to a doctor with high fever, but when the doctor checks your body temperature, it will be normal.

3. You call a mechanic to service one of the gadgets at your home. But when he visits your house and checks the same, it will function normally.

4. When you go late to office and tell your boss that the particular bus/train by you which travelled arrived late, there is a fair chance that the boss
himself travelled by the same bus/train or someone from your office who travelled by the same bus/train reached office much earlier than you.

5. You tell someone that you were out of station when that person called you over phone or visited your house/office, it is very likely that he must
have seen you almost at the same time at some common place like market or a bus stop or a cinema theatre or a restaurant.

6. When a student reaches his college late, it may be his bad luck that a lecturer who always comes late reaches the college and the class room
very punctually that day.

7. It so happens that when you carry an umbrella/rain coat with you, it may not rain. When you don't carry them, it may rain heavily.

8. It so happens that when you go to a hospital to see a friend/relative who was admitted there for some ailment/treatment, he was discharged just a
while ago.

9. You want to visit a friend of yours at his house. But your luck would be otherwise. Your friend who usually never steps out of his house would
have gone out for some work.

10. When the TV programme you like most starts, a rare guest will land at your house.

11. A student skips a test/exam wantonly, with the hope that he may appear for it next time. But when he appears for it next time, he will find the
question paper this time much tougher than what it was last time.

12. A friend/relative of yours approaches you seeking financial help for some pressing reason. You send him back expressing your inability to help him.
Unfortunately, you may be very embarrassed to see the same friend/relative at the same bank/ATM where he sees you when you were
withdrawing cash of higher value than what he asked for.
Law of Telephone: I rarely receive important calls at home. If at all I receive, I am either in toilet/bath or having a shave. Yesterday I had to pick a call with one half of face smeared with shaving cream!!

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