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smartness of words

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Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"

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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,

The other loves too many,

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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

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Philosophy of life

At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
Just few hours left for your exams..!

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Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called

But now they are called..
"IT professionals"

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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...
..... Leave them to us
If walking is good for your health, the postman in India would be IMMORTAL.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is VERY FAT.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 YEARS.
4. A turtle doesn't run, does nothing ..... Yet lives for 450 YEARS.

To hell with exercise!
Eat well!
Potatoes, chocolates, cakes, caramel custard, french fries, lays-pringles, steak, chicken, mutton etc etc

sleep well!
Minimum 15 hours a day!

Drink well!
Coke, pepsi, ..whatever is ur favourite..


All is well :))
The Donkey and the Dog New Story
There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer
man was fast asleep too but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and
wanted to teach him a lesson. The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself.

The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and
started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for
no reason.
Moral of the story " One must not engage in duties other than his own"
Now take a new look at the same story...
The washer man was a well educated man from a premier management
He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of
the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the
donkey to bray in the night.. He walked outside a little and did some
fact finding, applied a bottom up approach, figured out from the
ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey
only wanted to alert him about it.Looking
at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the
duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his
favorite pet.
The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more
motivated in doing the dog's duties as well. In the annual appraisal
the dog managed "ME" (Met Expectations) .
Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and
he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.
The donkey was rated as " star performer". The donkey had to live up
to his already high performance standards.
Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now
is looking for a NEW JOB ...
Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary.
Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is purely
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