Santa singh and his doctorate

[ebsmanibalki]

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[FONT=&quot]Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?

Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

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Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/ well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical noise.

Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close.[/FONT]


(SOURCE "MY GRAND DAUGHTER AND HER FACEBOOK FRATERNITY')

 

[gopi]

Here are a few sardarji jokes

Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said
> "My Mobile No. has changed .. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
> *****
>
> Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College
> Banta : Really, what is he studing
> Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.
> ******
>
> Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a
>
> love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
>
> *****
>
>
> Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
> tongue.?
> Santa: Very long!
> *****
>
> Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
> The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
> Santa: I think I'll take the money.
>
>
> *****
>
> Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
> A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
>
>
> *****
>
> Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
> 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
> Angry Banta calls Santa!
> Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
>
> *****
>
>
> Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
> A: Because it was an entrance exam.
>
> *****
>
>
> Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
> Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
> Santa: I didn't say he got out.
>
> *****
>
> Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe
> a
> man dies?"
> Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
>
> *********
>
> What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
> Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
> *****