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Life is a dream
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
AMDA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?
AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
AMDA : I is...
TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
AMDA : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
AMDA : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
AMDA: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots !
AMDA: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at


TEACHER : Now, AMDON, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
AMDA: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his ?
AMDA: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
AMDA: A teacher
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