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Never make women angry

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A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.. While she was waiting for
Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a
beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all
the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello - How are you!
We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.


The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to
watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was
guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told
her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while
you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the
little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife
and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and
I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What
a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

" Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ", she replied.

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . . . there will be Hell to pay!

NB: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the
supposed lung-disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
(45 letters).


She could have very well asked him to spell the word I love you to live in heaven with her which he might have refused
Another lesson: Never give charge to a woman to guard Heaven. She may use the post for personal benefits.
dear sumathi,
lovely joke enjoyed it in the morning u really made me laugh and guys please take joke as a joke and nothing more
haha nice one.....pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is also apelled as PNEU

second longest word : HEPATICO­CHOLANGIO­CHOLECYST­ENTERO­STOMIES (37) --a surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct

longest word not coined in dictionary: Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...isoleucinehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titin 189,819 word
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