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MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English
1) U can study and get any certificates. But u
cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u

sneeze u ll say HUTCH


3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in

engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u

cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
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5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a

software engineer cannot bcom a software


6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world

in world cup
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7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.


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WHY I OPENED THIS MAIL

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Kaptan,kaptan thaan...:yo:

Just adding something diff here...

"A man got 2 wishes from GOD.

He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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