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What is MARKETING ?

This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class:


1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.


You go up to her and say:


"I am very rich. Marry me!"


- That's Direct Marketing.


2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl.


One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich.


Marry him!"
- That's Advertising.


3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl.


She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich!
Can I marry you?"


- That's Brand Recognition.


4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.


You go upto her and say:
"I am very rich.


Marry me!"


She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.


- That's Customer Feedback.


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5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.


You go upto her and say:
"I am very rich.


Marry me!"


And she introduces you to her husband.


- That's Demand and Supply Gap.


6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.


You go upto her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!",


your wife arrives.


- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.


Hope Concepts are clear...??



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