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Good Morning !!!!!
Have a great Saturday….. J
! !!!!!!!!! .......thoda sa aaj hans lo …
Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se dartihai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe sedarti hai.!
Duniya Gol Hai..
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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!
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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...
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Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg collegegirls.
Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..
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Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.
Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga
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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.
Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!
Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....
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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abtu..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?
Santa ki maa mar gai
1 aadmi-amma mujhe bhi sath le jati
2-4 aur bole- amma hame bhi le jati..
Santa- gadho chup ho jao....
amma kya tata sumo karke gayi Ha....
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Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kaata
aadmi ne kaha: tum to raat me kaat-tee ho na?
Macher: ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye overtime kar
raha hu.......
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Aapki yaad main humne kalam uthai
liya paper or tasveer apki banai
socha use sambhal kar rakhenge
magar wo bacccho ko darane ke kaam ayi.
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Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodou
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai..
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MAN: Cockroch ka powder loge kya?
SANTA: Nahi, hum Cockroch ko itna laad-pyar nhi
krte..!
Aj powder denge to kal Lipstick Mangega.
na baba na...
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Santa Banta ko 3 bomb raste par mile...
Banta to Santa - Police ko dene chale.....
Santa: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to..?
Banta: toh kya... Jhoot bol denge ke bhai hame tou 2 hi
mile the...
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Yamraj: ur time is over now.
Girl: is there any way 2 escape?
Yamraj: ya if u Kiss the 1 who is reading msg.
Girl: chheeeee.. le chalo mujhe.....
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
Guddu - Is mirror ki kya guarntee hai?
SHOPKEEPR- Ise aap 100 floor se niche giraoge,
99 floor tak nahi tutega.
Guddu -Wow, pack kar do..!
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *****
Have a great Saturday….. J
! !!!!!!!!! .......thoda sa aaj hans lo …
Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se dartihai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe sedarti hai.!
Duniya Gol Hai..
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg collegegirls.
Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.
Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.
Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!
Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abtu..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?
Santa ki maa mar gai
1 aadmi-amma mujhe bhi sath le jati
2-4 aur bole- amma hame bhi le jati..
Santa- gadho chup ho jao....
amma kya tata sumo karke gayi Ha....
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kaata
aadmi ne kaha: tum to raat me kaat-tee ho na?
Macher: ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye overtime kar
raha hu.......
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***
Aapki yaad main humne kalam uthai
liya paper or tasveer apki banai
socha use sambhal kar rakhenge
magar wo bacccho ko darane ke kaam ayi.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodou
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai..
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
MAN: Cockroch ka powder loge kya?
SANTA: Nahi, hum Cockroch ko itna laad-pyar nhi
krte..!
Aj powder denge to kal Lipstick Mangega.
na baba na...
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
Santa Banta ko 3 bomb raste par mile...
Banta to Santa - Police ko dene chale.....
Santa: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to..?
Banta: toh kya... Jhoot bol denge ke bhai hame tou 2 hi
mile the...
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
Yamraj: ur time is over now.
Girl: is there any way 2 escape?
Yamraj: ya if u Kiss the 1 who is reading msg.
Girl: chheeeee.. le chalo mujhe.....
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
Guddu - Is mirror ki kya guarntee hai?
SHOPKEEPR- Ise aap 100 floor se niche giraoge,
99 floor tak nahi tutega.
Guddu -Wow, pack kar do..!
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *****
