A few weeks ago, two cartoonists entered a contest. Obviously, the result was a draw.
Why did the brilliant scientist disconnect his doorbell? He wanted to win the Nobel Prize
If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane
Did you hear about the guy who got a million dollars from a flea circus?
Yeah, he started completely from scratch.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher they fired last week? Yeah, she couldn't control her pupils
A biology student swallowed a frog this morning and was rushed to the hospital. His teacher expected him to croak any minute.
A lady, rushing out with her hair in curlers and dressed in an old, raggedy housecoat called, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No," the trashman answered, "hop right in.
Exercise and diet are the best ways to fight hazardous waists.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie, and one prowls on the hairy.
Why was the band director struck by lightning? He was a good conductor...
Why do chicken coups have 2 doors? Because if they had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
Why did the brilliant scientist disconnect his doorbell? He wanted to win the Nobel Prize
If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make? The first airplane
Did you hear about the guy who got a million dollars from a flea circus?
Yeah, he started completely from scratch.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher they fired last week? Yeah, she couldn't control her pupils
A biology student swallowed a frog this morning and was rushed to the hospital. His teacher expected him to croak any minute.
A lady, rushing out with her hair in curlers and dressed in an old, raggedy housecoat called, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No," the trashman answered, "hop right in.
Exercise and diet are the best ways to fight hazardous waists.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie, and one prowls on the hairy.
Why was the band director struck by lightning? He was a good conductor...
Why do chicken coups have 2 doors? Because if they had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
