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saiwarie

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a man was fat'
he say i can carry lot things
u cant carry any to thin man
the thin smiles
and say ya u can carry your heavy weight
with u but i can carry none of it
u are true
the fat man was so upset
of his word.
this jokes tell all people have talent no one is down so dont tease people
because when turns to u back u cant stand it
 

renuka

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the
next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting
for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a
'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber
went to open up, there were a dozen other Members of Parliament lined
up waiting for a free haircut.
 

renuka

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Subject: Fair or Not Fair?


Woman asks:

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.
But when a man sleeps with 8 girls,
everyone calls him a real man. How come?


Man replies:

It's very simple. Confucious say 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.
But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key'.
 
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