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[bharadwajgiridhar]

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eb officer
fuse poi oru masam ana piragu vanthu compliment kudukireenga
tamil nadu citizen sorry powercutnu ninechen


what is talent and what is intelligence? walking on tight rope over niagra falls is talent
not trying such thing is called intelligence

 

[sangom]

eb officer
fuse poi oru masam ana piragu vanthu compliment kudukireenga
tamil nadu citizen sorry powercutnu ninechen


what is talent and what is intelligence? walking on tight rope over niagra falls is talent
not trying such thing is called intelligence

Very good!!

 

[saidevo]

Position or Performance?

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Bangaluru!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & old scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED.'

Moral of the story: It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

 

[Nara]

Position or Performance?

[...]

Moral of the story: It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

Dear Saidevo, the double entendre is heavenly ....

 

[sadasivam.sridharan]

I happened to read the following joke in one of the Tamil magazines.I thought I should share this for the sake other members who have not seen it.

காமன் வெல்த் விளையாட்டுலே ஊழல் நடந்திருக்கலாம்.அதற்காக ஜெயச்ச தங்க மெடலை இந்த விளையாட்டு வீரர் உரசி பார்ப்பது டூ மச்.

 

[B Suresh Kumar]

a good one Mr Saidevo