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[iyyerram]

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sirikkalam vanga

kadi jokes

1 Yenna kadiththa kosuvai naa pidithen:
aanaal adikkavillai vittu vittean:
yean theriuma?
athu odambula odurathu namma raththamula, athuthan.

2 Madham (Religion) Pudicha Animal Ethu
??
?
??

Ans: Yanai(Elephant)

Because for Yanai(elephant) only Madham Pudikkum

He He He


3 Sunday sandai podalam
But
Monday mandaya poda mudyuma
??
??
??

4 Idlykkum pongalukkum ena different
??
??
??
Pongalukku leevu(holiday) undu aana idlykku leevu(holiday) illai.

5 Kakkavuku pudicha kandam (continent) ethu?
?
?
?
vada America (south america)

Because there is vada (vadai)


sorry for the kadis.:sorry:.....hahaha

 

[tbs]

sirikkalam vanga

kadi jokes

1 Yenna kadiththa kosuvai naa pidithen:
aanaal adikkavillai vittu vittean:
yean theriuma?
athu odambula odurathu namma raththamula, athuthan.

2 Madham (Religion) Pudicha Animal Ethu
??
?
??

Ans: Yanai(Elephant)

Because for Yanai(elephant) only Madham Pudikkum

He He He


3 Sunday sandai podalam
But
Monday mandaya poda mudyuma
??
??
??

4 Idlykkum pongalukkum ena different
??
??
??
Pongalukku leevu(holiday) undu aana idlykku leevu(holiday) illai.

5 Kakkavuku pudicha kandam (continent) ethu?
?
?
?
vada America (south america)

Because there is vada (vadai)


sorry for the kadis.:sorry:.....hahaha

hi
sorry..i think vada america means north america...consists
CANADA.USA/MEXICO ...not south america...sorry for small
correction....kadi jokes nalla irukku...

regards
tbs

 

[iyyerram]

sorry i thought north america only, but wrote south.thnxs

 

[iyyerram]

kadi continues......

ungalukku oru maths test,
aala mara ilai 000.67,
arasa mara ilai 00.87
vepa mara ilai 89
kootina enna varum???

kuppa varum.

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Cricket match paatthittu irundha musquito thideer nu setthu pocchu.why?

Because Indian team 'all out' aayiricchu
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Editor: Ennaga post cover mela kadhai eludhi anuppi irukeenga?
Author: Neenga dhana sonneenga "Cover Story" vendum endru.

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oru paiyan mazhaila nenanjitu veetuku varum bothu tvan thalai veengirukku ..............why?


becoz avan kottra mazhaila nenanjaan

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Park'kil ukkandhu pesina eppadi irukkum?
Pull'arikkum.

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Andha eluthaalar aen kenathukkul poi kadhai eludhugiraar?
Appam dhan kadhai aalama irukkum'maam.

 

[sapthajihva]

kadi continues......

ungalukku oru maths test,
aala mara ilai 000.67,
arasa mara ilai 00.87
vepa mara ilai 89
kootina enna varum???

.......
.

Kootina mudhugu vali varum...

 

[nachi naga]

re

Kootina mudhugu vali varum...

kootina seri

kazhithaal?

 

[sapthajihva]

kootina seri

kazhithaal?

sakalamum varum...

 

[iyyerram]

5 ducks nadanthu pokum pothu 4 ducks maathiram kaalil seruppu pottu irundanga. 1 duck en seruppu podalai?
Answer: Antha duck sabari malaiku porathuku maalai pottu irundadale.

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Friend oda annan i anna nu koopidalam, friend oda thangai i thangachi nu koopidalam, aana friend oda pondatiyai pondatinu koopida mudiyuma?
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nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure
nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum
Non-smoker:I hate Cigarette
Smoker :Me too, that is why I am burning it out
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MAN 1: “Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu “ ?
MAN 2:”Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum “
MAN 1:”Appo Aaadama vandha ????
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What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?

Kaal marks.

 

[K Venkat Raman]

Once A man's wife died, he was weeping very badly, people tried to console him, but his didn't stop crying. When asked for the reason, he said, when last year my mother died, all the old women in the locality came and said please do not cry, we are your mother. When last month my sister died, the girls in the neighbour hood came and said, they they were my sisters, but no one had turned up now ...........