U adore someone;
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u adored sometimes
becomes the password of ur email id!'
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
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The Japanese have allegedly produced a camera that has such a fast
shutter speed,
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u adored sometimes
becomes the password of ur email id!'
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
---------------
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
---------------
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
---------------
The Japanese have allegedly produced a camera that has such a fast
shutter speed,
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
