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bagya

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Quotes of the disillusioned husbands

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?
- Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to
a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't." - Patrick Murray


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong,admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
- Anonymous


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."

Nandriyudan
Bagya
 

balaiyer2

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Very nice! quite happening with many in real life; hence, a silence response to your 'quotes'. perhaps, some from Samuel Johnson would have made us much more laughing!
with regards,
balaiyer.
 
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