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[Anand Manohar]

Dear Vgaami

Good one. Impressive syllabus, and exalted faculty.

But please specify what is the 'Capitation Fee'.

Yay Yem

 

[vgane]

Vaagmi,

Very Hilarious...The author has given a heady mix of Politics and Sports...To embellish it with Masala you have to add a few from the Filmi world aka Bolly Wood, Kolly wood and Tolly wood to rake in the Moolahs!

 

[auh]

This should be in the "Ads and Offers" or in "Announcements", for those willing to join.

 

[prasad1]

No it should in Jokes, or current affair.
Funny but sad.