God has been smiling on India particularly on July 11, 12, 2012. Know why? Less number of lies has been traded in these days!
There was a passenger Ship that was sinking. Passenger jumped overboard, but sharks in water were having a feast day. One passenger was left alone. A baby shark asked its mom, weather it can take a bite on that passenger. The mother shark was horrified, she admonished the baby shark to show some professional curtsies, toward a fellow bottom feeder.
The mother shark said "show professional courtesy". The baby protested," Momma, you curtsy only to royalty--this man aint no royalty" :decision:
No you also have a huge ego.Well, don't I know how to spell "stroke" at least, although I may not know anything more than that on that topic. It was all your courtesy. Thank you. I don't have to announce it to the rest of the world. If I have any real merit the world will beat a path to my door. If not, I am just another ordinary person. At least I have a ray of hope.
Wire? In this day of SMS and Skype.Sometimes wires are twisted or snapped: A trader from Agra asked by wire whether he can meet his counter-part in Delhi today. The counterpart's assistant replied by wire: SETH AAJ MAR GAYA. KAL AANA. (Seth Ajmer Gaya...)!