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Go-Pee and Go-Pee Ka

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Toilet Conversation

Ever been in this situation before?

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying "Hi, how are you?"

I am not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doing just fine!"

And the other guy says "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question, "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but i figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "Nooo... I am little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously:
"Listen, I will have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!! !!!!"
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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the 1st message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

Date: 17 December 2008

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Loving Hubby.....

Just read it!

Even if we re-arrange these letters, it gives the same meaning ...

Dormitory = Dirty room
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
Election results = Lies lets recount
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

The above are only few examples.

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.

"What else?" asked the officer.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.

"They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.

"What else?" queried the officer.
The monkey motioned with his fingers...

"Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer.
"Yes," nodded the monkey.

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and having sex before they wrecked?"
"Yes," the Monkey nodded.

"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.
"Driving," motioned the monkey.
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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
" Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! "

What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray
in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't
work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

A little boy went up to his father and asked :" Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from ? "
His father replied : " Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. "

John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "John seems to be a
very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "
The mother wrote back the next day : " If you find a solution, please
advise. I have the same problem with his father !
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