Funny leave letters

[Anu]

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From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

· "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

· "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

 

[K Venkat Raman]

Repeated Leaves

Once a manager joined the office and on the same day he received a leave application from his subordinate, as his grand mother had passed away. The manager, was sorry about the instance and granted him leave. In the process of filing the leave application in the concerned employee's file, he found that in four-five previous occasions too, he had requested leave on the death of his grand mother or grand father.

When the subordinate joined his duty, he summoned him in his cabin and scolded for cheating the organisation with false requests for leave.

The subordinate then replied , "Sir, the reason on my applications are not false. Look, first my original grand mother died, my grand father re-married and then he died, then the surviving grand mother re-married and when she died, my surviving grand father re-married and so on. Now my surviving grand father shall be marrying in the next month, then I shall be seeking leave for two days, SIR"

 

[Anu]

Hi,

thats a nice joke...:laugh:

 

[Sabesan Narayanaswami]

Good ones,Anu and Venkatraman.Keep it up.