ET Origin of Aryans
Make way AIT and AMT wallahs. A brand new theory has come up explaining the Aryans.
Crux of the theory is: Aryans are ETs from Mars.
Why Martians migrated. It is known that Mars was not always arid, and had rivers and seas and all. Recent expeditions to Mars have sent back many pictures of Mars showing Martian artifacts. There are sites dedicated to such a science. Once Mars started losing too much water and atmosphere, caused due to some Martian geological upheaval, Mars was doomed as an inhabitable planet.
Why Earth. Martians surveyed all the planets and found that earth having oxygen bearing atmosphere, abundant flora and fauna was quite suitable for their purpose. In addition, it was found to have human population, in which they could easily mingle.
Why India: India had certain advantages. It was quite isolated geographically, had enough water and fertile soils. Only problem was that it was much more densely populated that met their requirement. But they solved it with their WMD, which could just dissolve those targeted, leaving no traces of invasions. Smart guys. In future they could not be tried for crimes against humanity too. It also neatly explains why there is no recorded massacre and exodus of pre-Aryans from N. India.
Religion: For earthians, rains and storms and wild fires and strong gales etc were common but they held the Martians in a new experience. They quickly started worshiping such forces as deities. Since they were aliens from space, they made various planets into gods. Jupiter from Mars looks quite bright and shows a small disc too. They called it Guru, the big and heavy. Later aka as Brihspati, Big Boss. Saturn looked smaller and they called it a baleful one Sani. Even today their decedents dead Sani and perform special rites to please it.
Their original home Mars, Mangal, they could not forget. Mangal Dosha in the horoscope was undesirable. Reason, they actually hated their original home.
Mars gets much smaller solar heat compared to Earth. So they always held a special veneration for it calling it Mitra, friend. Sun actually was friend in need.
Language. Being highly resourced, they conducted a linguist surveys of the surrounding regions, and zeroed on a smattering of a primitive language. Since they were highly intelligent, they quickly produced an evolved language and arbitrarily called it Sanskrit.
Time of invasion: As late as 1700 BC would do. Even as late as 700 BC would do. They were highly intelligent and must have supercomputers too. That helped them back calculate the planetary positions and events. They put them into various texts in an attempt to show their indigenous origin, which was a must. Chariots? Their ships were chariots. Horses for the chariots? Why, they called the engines ashv and vaji. When horses were brought by traders, they destroyed their ships and obliterated all traces thereof.
Why did they paint Krishna as blue? Easy. Martian cold was intense enough to freeze them blue. The blue ones survived, and bluest of all was their king or prez or whatever they called him. On earth, they regained their natural skin colors.
This theory is far simpler than the AIT. It explains all that which AIT is unable to explain.
With valuable inputs by Sh. RTLM, a redoubtable scholar of Martian Studies.