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ENGINEER Vs DOCTOR..!! [TVK ]

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kk4646

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One Engineer could not find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a board outside.. get treatment for Rs. 300...
if not cured get back Rs. 1000....

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn Rs. 1000 and goes to clinic....

Doctor : I have lost taste in eating...

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.....

Patient (Doctor) : This is Petrol....

Engineer : Congrats.. you got your taste back ..give me Rs. 300...

Doctor gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money..

Doctor : I have lost my memory, can not remember anything...

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.

Doctor : But this medicine for taste of the tongue...?!!

Engineer : congrats. you got your memory back.. give my fees Rs. 300...

Doctor goes back angrily and comes back after some days....

Doctor : My eyesight is become weak....

Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take this Rs. 1000

Doctor : But this is Rs. 500 Note..Not 1000 Rs...

Engineer : Congrats .. you got back your eyesight .. give my fees Rs. 300..

Doctor shocks...Engineer Rocks..!!!


TVK
 
Doctors are the eyes of the society.
Engineers are the hands.
Lawyers are the mouth.
 
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